Posted on 05/26/2004 6:59:38 AM PDT by pookie18
New York - ABC News has broadcast photos of Senator John F. "Frenchy" Kerry violently abusing his servants and members of his Senate staff. The photos, dated as recently as last week, clearly show Kerry inflicting physical pain upon liveried servants and subjecting them to intense sexual humiliation.
"This is just the Republicans trying to make political hay out of a non-story," said Morton Higginbottom III, Kerry's campaign manager and an accomplished S&M practitioner who is professionally known as the Capital Hill Flogger. "It's common practice among the wealthy to whip their servants. How else are you suppose to keep them in line?"
A source close to the Senate Democrat Caucus told this reporter that he blames the photos on Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle's lax leadership. "When Senator Kerry was elected minority whip, we had no idea that he would take the job so seriously," said the source who wishes to remain anonymous. "Senator Daschle should take Kerry out to the woodshed and give him a good spanking, but I think he likes being on the receiving end."
In related news, Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy has submitted a bill to Congress that if passed would allow convicted white-collar criminals to avoid prison be having their maids and butlers serve out their prison sentences. "This is all about social justice," said Senator Kennedy. "And there's no justice if an upper-class person languishes in jail while peasants are allowed to roam the streets freely."
LOL
Yea, and Mary Jo drowned herself, suicide you know, I didn't want to interfere.
Come on now! There is absolutely NO way this could be satire.
May be more truth than fiction in this article.
We know how JF'ingK treats the Secret Service, the agents charged with keeping Kerry alive.
Somebody PLEASE caption this picture!!!!!
KNEEEEEEEEEL before LURCH your god!!
Are you in Tallahassee? I'm in Tallahassee.
"Getting to the top on the backs of the poor"
LoL!
OMG, You mean that ther is another conservative in this liberal petri dish?!?
Yep, I'm in the Tally!
How rare is that?
Whoaaa!!
Ok, if you _really_ want me to pass out, tell me you're a conservative native Tallahassean....AND you're a professor.
Heheheh!
Look at my babies...
http://community.webshots.com/photo/34779031/104168355QBIHMo
Oh no - there is no such thing!
Unless you're one?
You're right...no such thing!
Your babies are beautiful!
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