IDFOPH? Hmmmmm.... It could work....
I wish I could recall all the creative acronyms bandied about this site over the years- they included Impeached, Disgraced Former Occupant, Rapist-in-Chief, Commander-in-Briefs, Unconvicted First Felon, One-Man Crime Wave, and a whole steaming pile that my poor old mind can't dredge up now.