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http://washingtontimes.com ^ | 5/21/2004 | Greg Pierce - Inside Politics

[miltonim]

"Democrats fretting over fumbles by John Kerry's campaign have something new to agonize over — his bizarre flip-flop [Wednesday] on abortion rights," the New York Post's Deborah Orin writes.

"After months of saying he'd have a litmus test as president and only pick pro-choice Supreme Court justices, Kerry did an about-face and said he might name some right-to-life justices after all.

" 'I will not appoint somebody with a 5-4 [Supreme] Court who's about to undo Roe v. Wade,' Kerry told the Associated Press.

" 'But that doesn't mean that if that's not the balance of the court, I wouldn't be prepared ultimately to appoint somebody to some court who has a different point of view. I've already voted for people like that. I voted for Judge [Antonin] Scalia.'

"For an extra helping of flip-flop, Kerry then added that his vote for right-to-life Scalia was 'a mistake,' " Miss Orin said.

"Huh? The bottom line seems to be that if the high court has a majority of five pro-choice justices, Kerry might name a right-to-lifer. So much for principle. One problem: Justices don't always take the same side on every abortion issue."

[Semper Paratus]

Pancakes and waffles will never be the same thanks to Senator Kerry.

[Kate of Spice Island]

All we need is Aunt Ja-sKerry syrup.

Why am I not surprised.

I am officially wondering if I might actually get bored of his antics...

The day he hugs the SS for getting in his way and causes him to fall is the day I quit paying attention.

[Condor51]

Kerry flipped, on his flop, of his flip.
(he has more positions than a revolving door)

[Gunrunner2]

Yeah. . .and did you know he was in Vietnam?

[MissAmericanPie]

What a tortured soul, it must take forever for him to get dressed in the morning. "Yes, at times I put my pants on one leg at a time, but I don't always agree with that process, so at times I cross my legs and put on my pants, and at these times I find I have put them on backwards, but then I don't agree with wearing pants".

[Condor51]

TITLE: Hello Goodbye

I say yes, I say no
I say stop, I say go, go, go
Oh noooooo

I say goodbye then I say hello, hello, hello
I don't know why I say goodbye, I meant hello,
I don't know why I say goodbye, I meant hello

I say high, I say low
You say why, and I say I don't know
Oh noooooo

I say goodbye, I really mean hello, hello,
Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye
I don't know why I say goodbye, I realy meant hello, hello,
Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye
I don't know why I say goodbye, I really meant hello
Why, why, why, why, why, why, do I
Say goodbye, goodbye, bye, bye, bye
Oh noooooo

I say goodbye then I say hello, hello, hello
I don't know why I say goodbye, then I say hello, hello,
I don't know why I say goodbye, when I mean to say hello

I say yes, I say no
I say yes, but I may mean no
I say stop, I say go, go, go
I can stay 'til it's time to go
Oh, oh noooooooo

I say goodbye and I then say hello, hello, hello
I don't know why I say goodbye, I meant to say hello, hello,
I don't know why I say goodbye, I meant to say hello, hello,
I don't know why I say goodbye, then I say hello
O-oh, o-oh, oh, hello

Flip, flop, flip
Flip, flop, flip
Flip, flop, flip, ooh noooooo
{Repead, ad lib. to fade}

Original, Beetles©

[Fintan]

Him and the lovely missus deciding when to have sex must be interesting.

 

[hosepipe]

Kerry reminds me the Indian in that movie that: said hello instead of goodbye and vice versa, rode his horse backwards, threw dirt on his face while batheing.. Hated instead of loved, loved instead of hated.. etc..

[rockrr]

Ah, yes.
Little Big Man I believe.
They referred to him as a "contrary"

[Kate of Spice Island]

In the sKerry event that something goes drastically wrong and sKerry resides at the WhiteHouse and has any foreign dignitaries the name will be changed to IHOP.