Posted on 05/22/2004 5:27:45 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
See my comment. Didn't know how else to contact you.
This is worth a Bump for the humor value.
You know I bought those rat hot dogs and threw them on the grill. They kept screaming "Hillary save us". It scared the dog so bad that we threw some good old "W" t-bones on. Problem solved.
LOL!
I take it "the south lost" is no longer among us here at Free Republic. Its FReepmail is just the perspiration of desperation. Poor ignorant thing.
From one who helped win the Cold war, I can safely say that I never saw Ted Sorensen's sorry rear end there. Anyone else who served then see him "save us all"?
and with 268 posts to boot
Anyone who has trolled the lib boards knows how they're obsessed with the number of posts they have. I guess nobody told them it's quality that matters, not quantity.
Another one for either the "humor" or "Loser" folder. LOL.
I wish I had the dedication to read all of it, but I had more important things to do after reading this far.
I had to go pick up after my dog's bathroom break.
Funny that this legend in his own mind manages to string together the few big words that he learned in college for the sole purpose of namecalling.
Now, if this intellectual pigmy would just learn the difference between "your" and "you're"... third-grade stuff. But I repeat myself.
Sounds like the same sweetie who once freepmailed me that he/she would drop me in a log chipper if I made any more cat jokes. Don't lose sleep over it. I didn't.
While they are quick to point out their opponents' problems, they keep the solutions to themselves. What would they do about anything but roll another?
Does this writer sound familiar to you?
I resent my folks being dragged into his/her histrionics.
It is because of these brave young men and women that serve in our military that the ungrateful left should be thankful to. For the dictators that the left so endure are the same dictators that would have them all killed for their protesting. Tell me wise left one, why there were no or are no protests against the government in communist/socialist or dictatorial, tyrannical countries? Hmmmmmm. Ironic isn't it.... By the way, the majority of people backed our military back then but we kept silent. We became known as the silent majority. In fact, it was the silent majority that put Ronald Reagan in the white house. It is a fact President Jimmie Carter only won one state in his re-election bid, his home state of Georgia. Even the "democrats" voted him out back then and yet now, they gave him a Nobel peace prize. Go figure...
The democrat politicians definitely have a friend in the "main stream" media. Why are they considered main stream when their ratings are in the toilet? Can we say propaganda folks?
The terrorists has hit us many times during the past eleven years. In President Clinton's tenure of eight years at least six times, in President Bush's tenure only 1 time (in the first eight months of his Presidency). Don't know about you but I sure do not want my children nor grandchildren growing up with daily threats of suicide bombings, beheadings, blown up buses, trains,etc? The democrats have done enough to make this world dangerous as it is. We do not need any more of their guidance nor leadership from these rich elitists who only followers are those who are easily misled. It does not take a rocket scientist to figure out who will keep our love ones safer and who will get them killed.
By the way, the Republican party started before the civil war because their platform was ANTI-SLAVERY. President Lincoln was the first Republican elected President. Sad that my eight grade grandchildren studying civil war history at this very moment in school was not taught this fact.
I think it is funny when I see a gas guzzling SUV with stickers stating the following: John Kerry for President, teach peace, pro-choice, anti-war, save the environment, pro-palestine, and my favorite, save the endangered what ever but what about the unborn child...
I always wondered why pro-choicer's mothers were not pro-choice. Maybe these people are angry because their mothers did not abort them or could not abort them. May be it is a womb issue....
Oh yes, feminists, explain to me how aborting my child empowers me as a female and in the meantime leaves the "father off the hook". Now I can understand why men (not real men) would back pro-choice (abortion to those who know the truth). As always since the beginning of time, these men get away with no aftermath except to do it again whispering, promising nothings with someone else while the women is left with lifetime consequences. Her Life will never be the same whether it be raising a child on her own with the stigma of being an unwed mother (when it was a stigma), or sent to a home for unwed mothers to give their child up for adoption, or to abort, kill their unborn. As usual women face the consequences and these same men face none what so ever. Oh yes hear my ovaries and womb yelled out I am woman, stick it to me again....(No pun intended)
Oh Yes, feminists you are definitely pro-women or is it pro-lesbian? Friends like you who needs enemies....
By the way, the above is not biased, not revisionists, nor lies but simple truths. That is the way it was, is and not the way it spins....
BTT. I got a really suggestive private FReeepmail that insinuated I had a personal relationship with someone whom I never heard of. I looked at their about page and, sure enough, they signed up the day I got the FReepmail.
Ever notice that Al Franken looks like The Joker from Batman, and he needs no makeup to accomplish this?
Freepmail..me too.
Do you bleach your hair and live in Falls Church VA?
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