[governsleastgovernsbest]

I have a big bunch of family visiting next weekend, all of whom are big-time Democrats, many from Massachusetts. Dare I incite family dissension by putting one of the bumper stickers on the door mat, perhaps another on the inside lid of the toilet?

[Jet Jaguar]

Family is family.

Can they handle it?

If you have doubts, I say don't do it.

[KangarooJacqui]

I have a big bunch of family visiting next weekend, all of whom are big-time Democrats, many from Massachusetts. Dare I incite family dissension by putting one of the bumper stickers on the door mat, perhaps another on the inside lid of the toilet?

If they're the sort of family you can do without (hell, they're Dims - of COURSE they're the sort you can do without!) I wouldn't stop there. The possibilities are endless. Garbage cans, kitty litter trays... ;-D

[martin_fierro]

I have a big bunch of family visiting next weekend, all of whom are big-time Democrats, many from Massachusetts. Dare I incite family dissension by putting one of the bumper stickers on the door mat, perhaps another on the inside lid of the toilet?

Your house, your rules.

If they don't like it, they can shell out for a hotel.

[lonerepubinma]

How about the waffle iron ?

[Chad Fairbanks]

I say go for it... Tweaking family is almost as fun as tweaking complete strangers ;0)

[gc4nra]

Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Mt. Washington, KY who has recently been diagnosedas a carrier of HIV virus.

My parents live in Morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in West Liberty, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Covington.

I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Campton. She is a part time "working girl."

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Kerry supporter?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

[Kate of Spice Island]

I have a big bunch of family visiting next weekend, all of whom are big-time Democrats, many from Massachusetts. Dare I incite family dissension by putting one of the bumper stickers on the door mat, perhaps another on the inside lid of the toilet?

Go for it!

Get a Calvin ( ?? the guy who is taking a leak on everything) and strategically place the Kerry bumper sticker.

Make sure your Bush/Cheney stickers are easily recognized as the favorite...