Tiny dancers are attracting big crowds

Richmond Times Dispatch ^ | 5/21/04 | Mark Holmberg

[Xenalyte]

In the world of exotic dancers, Lacey and Pixie of Boston are as big as they come.

So big, in fact, they overshadow much taller and more traditionally proportioned strippers.

"Nobody wants to give me anything," one such dancer complained Wednesday night at South Richmond's Paper Moon. "They're all here to see the midgets."

[Xenalyte]

Pres, I can't believe you didn't post this!

Accompanying picture:

[presidio9]

Counting down until CHAT: 8... 7... 6...

[najida]

I think they are cute.

Go for it grilfries!

[TheBigB]

I'll have a burger with a side order of grilfries, please.

[netmilsmom]

America, the land of opportunity! Gotta love it!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Najida's tagline is 100% accurate.

[Constitution Day]

I think they're cute.

What are grilfries? Can I order them with my chessebruger?

[TheBigB]

Hapily, I can alwys spell acuratly. :o)

[presidio9]

What are grilfries? Can I order them with my chessebruger?

Yes, but only at a topples joint.

[Michael.SF.]

don't much care for their Midget Twins billing, preferring the more accurate and gracious Little Sisters.

They even have a theme song:

Little Sister

By Doc Pomus

Ev’ry time I see your sister
Well she’s got somebody new

She’s mean and she’s evil
Like that little ol boll weevil
Guess I’ll try my luck with you

Well, I used to pull your pigtails
And pinch your turned-up nose
But you been a growin’
And baby, it’s been showin’
From your head down to your toes

Little sister, don’t you
Little sister, don’t you
Little sister, don’t you kiss me once or twice
Then say it’s very nice
And then you run
Little sister, don’t you
Do what your big sister done

[TheBigB]

Hold me closer...tiny dancer...

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[ikka]

The sisters, who declined to give their full names, said their fathers were full-size.

Their mother was either divorced and remarried, or not. These two are half-sisters.

[Agnes Heep]

My understanding concering the difference between midgets and dwarfs is that the latter have limbs that are normally proportioned to the rest of the body, while the former have limbs that are disproportionately small. That would make these two women midgets, not dwarfs.

There's a dwarf woman who lives in my community who is not only extremely small, but perfectly proportioned, in addition to being quite attractive both facially and in her female attributes. The overall effect is something really stunning.

[ValerieUSA]

They are a freak show - the denial defies reality.

[Fierce Allegiance]

I'm in.

[ValerieUSA]

duh

"Dwarfs," corrected 25-year-old Lacey. She and her 21-year-old half sister, Pixie, don't much care for their Midget Twins billing, preferring the more accurate and gracious Little Sisters.

[pbmaltzman]

Uh, maybe someone ought to look this up. My understanding is that it's midgets who are normally proportioned, just smaller overall. It's dwarfs who have the shorter limbs.

[Notforprophet]

Count me down with RPR. :)

NFP

[RosieCotton]

Actually, it's the other way around. "Dwarves" are disproportionate, midgets are normally proportioned.