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Maybe we SHOULD push for polygamy?

Posted on 05/21/2004 8:17:15 AM PDT by Joe Republc

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To: Allegra
LMAO !.....I'm in till asked to leave or we run out of beer 'n wimmin !..........:o)

Stay safe !

201 posted on 06/17/2004 10:59:33 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: Joe Republc
More than one wife? 

Why juggle bowling balls?

202 posted on 06/17/2004 11:01:20 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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To: humblegunner; Xenalyte; TheMom; Hap; Bacon Man; Squantos; Eaker; Flyer
We can run the PVC along the junction of the wall and the ceiling and it will look like expensive 3/4 round moulding.

Once infrastructure is established, we can put a tap wherever you wish for less than $20.00.

The east corner of every room, for example.

See, this is why you were invited to join.

203 posted on 06/17/2004 11:42:52 PM PDT by Allegra (This dog bite me)
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To: Ciexyz; Xenalyte
Only if Mel Gibson will take more than one wife! (This is being posted by a woman.)

I'm terribly sorry, Cie, but that would be impossible because I plan to take Mel as my second husband.

:-P

204 posted on 06/18/2004 12:26:02 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (This dog bite me)
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To: Allegra; Squantos; TheMom; Flyer; humblegunner; Bacon Man; Hap; Eaker

Oh, dear, that is indeed a problem. I can think of at least four canines that will be very unhappy.


205 posted on 06/18/2004 6:49:27 AM PDT by Xenalyte (This dog bite me.)
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To: humblegunner
The east corner of every room, for example.

allahu-wetbar!


I got NO sleep last night, and I thought nothing would make me laugh before five today . . . and you did!
206 posted on 06/18/2004 6:50:29 AM PDT by Xenalyte (This dog bite me.)
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To: Xenalyte; humblegunner
Oh, dear, that is indeed a problem. I can think of at least four canines that will be very unhappy.

At least it didn't say anything about no cats.

Allahu Finbar!

207 posted on 06/18/2004 7:40:15 AM PDT by Allegra (This dog bite me)
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To: Allegra; humblegunner
Even better! You two are on a roll. Kinda like this guy.


208 posted on 06/18/2004 7:44:38 AM PDT by Xenalyte (This dog bite me.)
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To: Xenalyte
AWWWWWWWWWWW...I love it when they do that! You just want to go pet that stomach...

At your peril in the case of Dulcie and Finbar...

209 posted on 06/18/2004 7:51:02 AM PDT by Allegra (This dog bite me)
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To: Allegra; Bacon Man
Dennis lives for belly-rub. Every so often he feels like he has to exhibit some machismo, so he'll grab your wrist with his front paws and act like he's noshing on your hand, but if you give him a stern look he licks your hand and blinks at you to apologize.

Salty, on the other hand . . . you know how you put your mouth on a baby's stomach and blow and the baby giggles? Salty ADORES that. It hypnotizes him. It was the only way I could get him to leave Almost-Adopted Dog alone.
210 posted on 06/18/2004 7:56:29 AM PDT by Xenalyte (This dog bite me.)
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To: Allegra; Squantos; Xenalyte; TheMom; Flyer; humblegunner; Hap; Eaker
but this particular rule has to go:
No alcohol, dogs or horses.

Oh good catch! I glossed over that one.

211 posted on 06/18/2004 8:31:22 AM PDT by Bacon Man (This dog bite me)
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To: humblegunner
We can run the PVC along the junction of the wall and the ceiling and it will look like expensive 3/4 round moulding.
Once infrastructure is established, we can put a tap wherever you wish for less than $20.00.
The east corner of every room, for example.

Now you're talkin!

212 posted on 06/18/2004 8:42:59 AM PDT by Bacon Man (This dog bite me)
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To: Bacon Man
By the way, bee, this dog bite me. No chit.


213 posted on 06/18/2004 8:46:05 AM PDT by Xenalyte (This dog bite me.)
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To: pax_et_bonum
...I plan to take Mel (Gibson) as my second husband.

Get in line, pax. I'm at least Number 10,021.

214 posted on 06/18/2004 8:16:25 PM PDT by Ciexyz ("FR, best viewed with a budgie on hand")
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