Morford: Bush: Dumb Like A Bullet

San Francisco Chronic ^ | May 21, 2004 | Mark Morford (does NOT like Bush)

[presidio9]

When last we left our sneering caped crusaders, Rummy had testified under oath that he didn't really know who ordered what at Abu "Tortures R' Us" Grhraib prison, and George "Wha Happun?" Bush was mumbling into his hand puppet about how he was utterly shocked and aapalled, and was blaming the whole thing on "a coupla bad apples" and gul-dangit, he weren't gunna stan' fer it.

And while he still loved Rumsfeld like a drunken frat brother and swore Rummy was doing a "superb job" and stood by him 'til or impeachment they do part, something must be done and some heads were gonna roll and it would definitely be some sad pregnant trailer-park chick from West Virginia ha-ha snicker.

What a difference a couple weeks make. Now word is emerging like ugly greased lightening that not only did Rummy himself order the Abu Ghraib tortures, but it was also a long-standing super-secret plan based on ultra-vile (and morally repugnant) interrogation techniques already employed in Afganistan.

[Crazieman]

Wow, listen to the hate

[sauropod]

"Now word is emerging like ugly greased lightening that not only did Rummy himself order the Abu Ghraib tortures, but it was also a long-standing super-secret plan based on ultra-vile (and morally repugnant) interrogation techniques already employed in Afganistan."

Morford must have a thing for Sy Hersh.

[jveritas]

Mark Morford (does NOT like Bush)

It should be Mark Morford (Hates Bush very, very, very much)

[presidio9]

Morford ping

[Nonstatist]

Has Morford had his rabies shot yet? Sounds like he hasn't.

[VRWC_minion]

I do believe that Rumsfield reported what the interrogation procedures were to congress under oath. Why is this news when it is corroborated ?

[prion]

gul-dangit, he weren't gunna stan' fer it

It never ceases to amaze me, the people who are happy to write comments in faux redneck. Southern white boys are one of the few ethnic groups you're still allowed to mock and revile.

My guess is, Mr Morford would be shocked at the suggestion he write a column quoting Jesse Jackson in ebonics.

[swheats]

This reminds me to get "Misunderestimated" today.

[T'wit]

Mark was repeatedly abused as a child by his cold, domineering mother. She made him wash behind his ears and pick up his own socks. He has vowed to get even by being a sociopath.

[theFIRMbss]

>"It is, in short, the stupidity of the indignant and the self-righteous, of the morally arrogant, of someone whose power base is threatened ..."

This just has to be
projection. It perfectly
describes liberals!

[Constitution Day]

I had no idea that Morford's unrequited homosexual lust for Bush could cause this level of vitriol.

[RVN Airplane Driver]

What do you expect from someone employed by a commie rag like the SF Chronicle

[TC Rider]

Synopsis:
Bush knew
Bush lied
Bush is dumb

Morford is way off his meds today, so I must escalate:

Missy Morford has gravel in her vagina

(I think Missy is having such a fit because she keeps reading about the hoods, naked pyramids, dog leashes, humiliation, etc. and is just about to pop a gasket, because, why can't it be her?)

[NoClones]

"...Abu Ghraib tortures..."

This morford moron hasn't got a clue as to what real torture is!

[swheats]

Mark must be ghost writing for Pelosi

[eyespysomething]

a long-standing super-secret plan

Alright, who gave him the super-double-secret-earthquakemachine-Bilderberg VRWC republican smear machine memo? Heads are gonna roll!

[Russ]

The level of hatred displayed by this moron is neither healthy for him or for the nation. The left has raised hate to a level never before seen in this nation. I hope the venom directed at our president doen't end in tragedy...

[Ditter]

LOL!

[VRWC_minion]

What do you expect from someone employed by a commie rag like the SF Chronicle

Entertainment.