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School Handout
| 05/18/2004
| anonymous 9th gr. Eng. school teacher
Posted on 05/19/2004 3:25:49 AM PDT by pageonetoo
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
i love the one Daddy Drinks Because You Cry....
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:11:32 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: xsmommy
No shock to me you're a dog person. I'm sure you quickly got used to getting jumped on and licked whenever you come home.
To: Hegewisch Dupa
it is so funny you should mention that. since xshub is bringing xs2pup home from dog school these days, they arrive home together. just yesterday i asked why xshub didn't pounce on me on the couch and begin licking me, that xs2pup must like me better than he does!
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:15:26 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: pageonetoo
3. Dads new wife RobertI heard that are going to use this one in Massachusetts.
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:16:15 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: Vic3O3; cavtrooper21
Ping for a good laugh!
Semper Fi
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:16:55 AM PDT
by
dd5339
(Happiness is a full VM-II and a DEAD AND BURIED AWB!)
To: pageonetoo
"Heather Has Two Mommies." Now there's a title you'll never see. (Hmm, what's that? Ohh. Nevermind.)
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:19:37 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: pageonetoo
Fun with Mommys Pills
You drove your Parents Apart
Find Daddys Bookmarks
Prizes Under the Sink
Tantrums for Toys
Playing Mom Against Dad
(this is fun)
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posted on
05/19/2004 7:26:30 AM PDT
by
moodyskeptic
(weekend warrior in the culture war)
To: Shooter 2.5
Oh, that's hilarious! I've "cleaned it up" a little bit & sent it to several friends this morning. My sons fell out laughing. Thanks~
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posted on
05/19/2004 8:00:07 AM PDT
by
condi2008
(Pro Libertate)
To: pageonetoo
But Allah, I Don't
Want to Blow Myself Up (All About Islam)
Beat or Be Beaten - How To Be a Bully
The Big Encyclopedia of Racial Slurs
Prison Visitation Activity Book
Sissy's Preggers Again!
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posted on
05/19/2004 8:08:44 AM PDT
by
searchandrecovery
(When privacy is outlawed, only outlaws will have privacy.)
To: pageonetoo
How about It Takes A Village....To Rise Up in A Grassroots Campaign to Reinstate the Constitution.
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posted on
05/19/2004 8:15:20 AM PDT
by
BSunday
(Liberty lost is never regained - John Adams)
Curious George Catches the Ebola Virus
Curious George and the Secret in the Sock Drawer
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posted on
05/19/2004 9:43:16 AM PDT
by
Cornjonny
("Tolerance" is intolerance, "Diversity" is perversity)
To: general_re
ROFLAMFAO! I always loved Curious George, yet somehow, I found this parody quite cute.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I once had a dream that I was watching a warped Peanuts special called It's a Guy Thing, Charlie Brown. I've never woken up screaming from a dream, but this is the first time I woke up laughing.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
You're an Insufferable Prick, Charlie Brown
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posted on
05/19/2004 11:13:00 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(They could choose between shame and war: Some chose shame, but got war anyway.)
To: pageonetoo
31. The Little Engine that Exploded
32. Green Eggs and Botulism
Two of my favorites.
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posted on
05/19/2004 11:13:59 AM PDT
by
Antoninus
(Federal Marriage Amendment, NOW!)
To: pageonetoo
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posted on
05/19/2004 11:18:33 AM PDT
by
el_chupacabra
(I'm glad you were born.)
To: moodyskeptic; searchandrecovery
You guys are sick! thanks for adding the yuks!
page
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posted on
05/19/2004 11:38:22 AM PDT
by
pageonetoo
(rights, what Rights'. You're kidding, right? This is Amerika!)
To: pageonetoo
Mr. Science's Guide to Improvised Weapons
Willie Wonka and the Whiskey Distillary
Millie the Match in the Tinder Dry Woods
It's Okay to Shoot at Closet Monsters
Mommy's Secret Medicine
Pat the Bummy
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posted on
05/19/2004 11:45:55 AM PDT
by
LexBaird
(Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
To: pageonetoo
The Crack House At Pooh Corner
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posted on
05/19/2004 11:50:54 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: el_chupacabra
LOL. Just think of all his adventures:
Bicurious George Goes to the Y
Bicurious George Meets a Longshoreman
Bicurious George Turns Tricks for Smack
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posted on
05/19/2004 11:53:52 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(They could choose between shame and war: Some chose shame, but got war anyway.)
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