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School Handout
| 05/18/2004
| anonymous 9th gr. Eng. school teacher
Posted on 05/19/2004 3:25:49 AM PDT by pageonetoo
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My daughter brought this home... I submit it for comment, and any possible additions! There are a couple of good ones... this lady isn't afraid of controversy!
To: pageonetoo
Nice comic relief, thanks!
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posted on
05/19/2004 3:34:42 AM PDT
by
DeuceTraveler
(Freedom is a never ending struggle)
To: DeuceTraveler
I am in WV. The school teachers here are more conservative, as a group, than those we had in NC. There are many liberals floating about, here, though, and we are only 1.5 hours from DC. I like this lady.
I am glad you appreciated this, too. I was tired of reading the trash... I mean news!
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posted on
05/19/2004 3:39:52 AM PDT
by
pageonetoo
(rights, what Rights'. You're kidding, right? This is Amerika!)
To: pageonetoo
"My daughter brought this home..."
You didn't say from where. Right now I'm thinking this is another attack on the basic family structure by the liberal democrats and the NEA.
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posted on
05/19/2004 3:40:34 AM PDT
by
chainsaw
(http://www.hanoi-john.org.)
To: pageonetoo
29.) "It's Inoperable, Charlie Brown!"
30.) If You Give a Mouse a Quickie...
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posted on
05/19/2004 3:40:40 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: pageonetoo
Clifford the Big Dead Dog: A Treatise on Logistics
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posted on
05/19/2004 3:44:23 AM PDT
by
Physicist
To: pageonetoo
"Hello, Satan? It's Me, Margaret"
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posted on
05/19/2004 3:48:05 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: pageonetoo
Cyber-Sex and You: Fun things To Do In Chat Rooms.
Your Daddy Doesn't Love You Or Else He Wouldn't Have Left.
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posted on
05/19/2004 3:51:26 AM PDT
by
Adder
(Can we bring back stoning again? Please?)
To: pageonetoo
"Why your Brother looks like the Mailman"
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posted on
05/19/2004 3:53:50 AM PDT
by
JZoback
To: pageonetoo
The Anais Nin Alphabet Book ("The Only Alphabet Where Every Letter Stands For 'Daddy'...")
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posted on
05/19/2004 3:53:58 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: pageonetoo
Your Mommy spanks you to teach you right from wrong
Your principle spanks you to look up your skirt.
To: pageonetoo; hellinahandcart; Lil'freeper
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posted on
05/19/2004 4:07:03 AM PDT
by
sauropod
(Paleo-cons make better lovers)
To: pageonetoo
Strangers have the best candy!
To: pageonetoo
"It hurts when I pee, Charlie Brown!"
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posted on
05/19/2004 4:13:14 AM PDT
by
LanPB01
To: pageonetoo
LOL, these are good. I'll be passing this one around, and I don't do that too much.
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posted on
05/19/2004 4:14:10 AM PDT
by
jocon307
(The dems don't get it, the American people do.)
To: xsmommy
To quote an old Beatles tune...number nine...number nine...number nine...
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posted on
05/19/2004 4:19:01 AM PDT
by
secret garden
(One more day of school!)
To: pageonetoo
Samurai Cat Goes To Hell by Mark E. Rogers (Author)
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From BooklistBlood flows freely as Tomokato--Samurai Cat--and his nephew Shiro, still seeking revenge for their master's death, attack Genghis Khan and the Mongols. The puns flow freely, too: Tomokato uses Aim Toothpaste with Tartar Control to subdue Khan's troops--get the picture? When both cats are killed in the skirmish, Shiro is sent to hell because he watched a porn flick shortly before dying. Tomokato, though, is headed for heaven but takes a detour downward when he is commissioned by an angel to... read more
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posted on
05/19/2004 4:40:46 AM PDT
by
BufordP
(I'm Jimmy Valentine's Brother's brother)
To: pageonetoo
Cheeky fun.
Not sure of an appropriate age kid!
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posted on
05/19/2004 4:44:47 AM PDT
by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
To: pageonetoo
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posted on
05/19/2004 4:46:56 AM PDT
by
Drammach
(The Wolves are at the Door... Hey, Kids! Your lunch is here!)
To: pageonetoo
This is really funny for adults and I had gotten it in my inbox a while ago, but 9th grade!?!
I'm so glad I homeschool.
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posted on
05/19/2004 4:49:07 AM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(Supporting our troops, 5/27 - M59 & Old Van Dyke! Yoller if you see us!)
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