[TheBigB]

HOLENUTHER (noun) the opposite of "exact same." Ex. "Myrna found a rat in her pie at the Waffle House on Satdy. They brung her a holenuther slice."

OURSELFS (noun) "our selves" or "ourselves" Ex. "We brung some stewed turnips to Aunt Vespa but sheuz already dead so we ate um' ourselfs."

[Judith Anne]

One of the joys of my life is listening to old hillbillies talking...

shed: Rid of "He got shed of that girl purty quick when his missus found out."

and one my grandfather (Tenn) used: "Them jaspers" = crooks.
"Them jaspers stole that propitty clear as day."

[Constitution Day]

Good ones. You must have watched the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Hey, on the way back from my father-in-law's house the other day, Lynyrd Skynyrd came on the radio.
My wife was cracking up when I was getting our 3-year-old daughter to say:

"Hey, how bout playing sum Skynyrd, mayun!"

[banjo joe]

filthy

filthy dirty

nasty

[redhead]

""We brung some stewed turnips to Aunt Vespa but sheuz already dead so we ate um' ourselfs.""

Ain't that "AINT VESPA?", an' glory be! Ah dint know she was fixin' t'kick off! Mmm-mmm! Don't THAT jist take the rag raht offn the bush??"