[Constitution Day]

Good ones. You must have watched the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Hey, on the way back from my father-in-law's house the other day, Lynyrd Skynyrd came on the radio.
My wife was cracking up when I was getting our 3-year-old daughter to say:

"Hey, how bout playing sum Skynyrd, mayun!"

[Judith Anne]

hail: Where bad people go when they die.

wail: A source of water, ie Oretesian wail.

fail: a mishap. "I seen her fail."

smail: Odor

mail: Actor's First name, ie Mail Gibson

tail: Orate, ie "Tail me a story."

[Fierce Allegiance]

One of my twins (almost 8 years old) knows exactly when to say "Turn it up!"

[TheBigB]

"Hey, how bout playing sum Skynyrd, mayun!"

I'll bet that's adorable coming from the mouth of a cute-as-a-button 3yo. :)