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Alexandra Kerry, what the heck is that thing!? (FReeper Podiatrists Check IN!)
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| 05.17.04
| Registered
Posted on 05/17/2004 2:33:15 PM PDT by Registered
TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: alexandra; alexandrakerry; batboy; boils; dickmorris; foot; footfungus; ick; ickmorris; kerry; ketchupvampires; owies; podiatrists; sores; tightshoes
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To: texasflower
That creepy long, bony arm is just like her father's. At least she's not pointing at something.
(but I suppose no one is looking at her arms, anyway).
Leni
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posted on
05/17/2004 6:02:27 PM PDT
by
MinuteGal
(One Week Coundown Till "Full Sails Ahead" for FReeps Ahoy FReeper Cruisers! HOO-YAH!)
To: snopercod
Obviously, it's a beaver-cam® implant. (Isn't technology great? We had to use mirrors for that in High School.)
LOL! You win. :-)
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posted on
05/17/2004 6:09:57 PM PDT
by
NRA2BFree
(I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.)
To: Registered; .45MAN; AAABEST; AKA Elena; al_c; american colleen; Angelus Errare; annalex; Annie03; ..
Alexandra Kerry, what the heck is that thing!? (FReeper Podiatrists Check IN!)Present and accounted for; Checking in!
Podiatrist Polycarp IV's Top Nine Differential Diagnosis list for Alexandra Kerry's foot health "issues":
9) Pathognomonic "Bullseye" (EM, or Erythema Migrans) rash of deer tick bite, i.e., lyme disease, acquired while riding polo horses at the Kerry estate (WHICH kerry estate is being investigated by the CDC)
8) Brown Heinz mustard Recluse spider bite (a subspecies of the more common Brown Recluse, but found only in Sewickly) with early necrotic skin changes and erythema, usually followed by walking with a pronounced limp. She might have to change her name to Eileen.
7 ) Tinea corporis or tinea migrans or tinea pedis...definitely NOT tinea cruris, in my professional opinion!
6 ) illicit IV drug tracts..she must have been on something to think she could pull off wearing THAT dress!
5) Entry site for parasite common to tropical climates that often invades the brain, leaving little neural activity (but sparing the 3 neurons that make up the Democrat Party affiliation locus in the left lower hemisphere)
4) Verruca vulgaris Vs. Verruca plantaris Vs Verruca acuminata. (if the latter...eeewwwwww...perish the thought!)
3) Abcess, Furuncle, Carbuncle, LowCarbUncle, NoCarbuncle, AtKinBuncle, Boil
2) Dermatological manifestation of chronic untreated ... [EDITED: oops, this is a family website]
1) Hate to disappoint everyone, but she probably cut herself shaving the hairs on her feet and toes.
(With my apologies to my ping list for the (poor) humor break.)
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posted on
05/17/2004 6:27:21 PM PDT
by
Polycarp IV
(PRO-LIFE orthodox Catholic--without exception, without compromise, without apology. Any questions?)
To: weegee; texasflower; Registered; mewzilla
OMG!!! I just got back from my son's baseball game and found your thoughtful (haha) , replies to my suggestion that AK get the right kind of underwear. That dress is a travesty of a mockery of TWO shams...
BARF!
124
posted on
05/17/2004 6:47:01 PM PDT
by
StrictTime
("I'm StrictTime and I'm a Chat-a-holic.......")
To: The Bandit
I actually think the dress looks BETTER on MM than that Ketchup Girl...It kinda classes him up a little.
125
posted on
05/17/2004 6:48:49 PM PDT
by
StrictTime
("I'm StrictTime and I'm a Chat-a-holic.......")
To: Polycarp IV
1) Hate to disappoint everyone, but she probably cut herself shaving the hairs on her feet and toes. Is there no electrolysis?
Zap them foot hairs, once and for ever.
126
posted on
05/17/2004 6:55:47 PM PDT
by
don-o
(Stop Freeploading. Do the right thing and sign up for a monthly donation.)
To: texasflower
Tell me the dress does not really look like that, please?
To: Registered
This whole thread is just too ... !
128
posted on
05/17/2004 7:15:38 PM PDT
by
k2blader
(The equivalent of Nick Berg’s murder happens in our nation every 24 seconds. And it’s legal.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Stigmata?Best laugh of the day.
129
posted on
05/17/2004 7:16:48 PM PDT
by
Lawgvr1955
(How did Ted Kennedy, who enlisted in the Army, achieve the rank of Admiral of the SS Oldsmobile???)
To: Registered
Naw! That's a blow up doll and the hole on the foot is where the pump fitting is attached. Kerry could not have Babies. Wasn't he wounded in Nam?
To: snopercod
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posted on
05/17/2004 7:19:31 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(Thanks, Mel. I needed that.)
To: TruckloadBill; SortaBichy; RanchoStash; Delmont
Wasn't he wounded in Nam?
No, Truckload...that's an urban legend put out by the democrat National Committee; he's a pocket protector kinda guy.
Notice how this version is just the size of a band-aid?
By the way, welcome to Free Republic....I see you're a Newbie. If you're a troll, we've got guys here as big as 6'3" who can get your mind right...
132
posted on
05/17/2004 7:50:30 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Because Democrats are liars, they assume Republicans are too...)
To: ErnBatavia
6' 3" The place must be crawling with midgets!
To: Canticle_of_Deborah
The dress looks like that.
To: TruckloadBill
6' 3" The place must be crawling with midgets!
You want midgets? Check this "lanky sumbich" out....NOW we're talking midget.
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posted on
05/17/2004 8:07:10 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Because Democrats are liars, they assume Republicans are too...)
To: ErnBatavia
I'd just love to know what her USSS code name is?
136
posted on
05/17/2004 8:09:30 PM PDT
by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her genes.....any volunteers?)
To: Registered
Great job as always...FWIW she looks a leeeeetle like Elinor Mondale..BTW whatever became of her?
137
posted on
05/17/2004 8:10:41 PM PDT
by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her genes.....any volunteers?)
To: Registered
soooooooo? I have two!! (shifts my eyes..).. is that bad?
To: StrictTime
I just didn't want you to uninformed about the AK fashion statement!
Can you believe that thing she's wearing? I would be so embarrassed if I were her.
Sorry for putting you through this experience. :)
Will you forgive me?
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posted on
05/17/2004 8:11:29 PM PDT
by
texasflower
(in the event of the rapture.......the Bush White House will be unmanned)
To: Canticle_of_Deborah
Yes maam. The dress does indeed look like that.
No photoshopping for this one.
Wouldn't you just die if you were caught dressed like that?
I don't know if she did it on purpose or she just didn't realize how sheer it was and what camera flashes would do to it.
Pretty bad, huh?
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posted on
05/17/2004 8:18:56 PM PDT
by
texasflower
(in the event of the rapture.......the Bush White House will be unmanned)
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