DFU SONG: Eve of Destruction (won't be long until Michael Moore's explosion)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 5-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - EVE OF DESTRUCTION

His arteries, are they imploding?
He's at 450, we have been noting
Blood pressure's 305...but, control the gloating
He looks just like a whale whenever he is floating
He's really the definition of self-promoting

And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

He could not find truth if it bit his fanny
He makes up what he likes and pretends it is true
He is Jabba the Hut, but he isn't as dainty
Get the harpoon right now...I will shout "Thar he blew"

He's a real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion

His Bowling film was filled with lying
If you believe it, you're self-denying
A traitor like this scum...yes, we should be trying
He's laughing at the bank at what fans have been buying
And even his fruits and veggies he likes deep frying

And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's, explosion

He wowed 'em at Cannes, those Surrender Monkeys
In the great terror war, they are really a drag
When the going gets tough, do not count on their back-up
With just one cherry bomb, they will raise the white flag

He's real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion

[doug from upland]

Bump to mock this disgusting POS.

[doug from upland]

Please correct first line. I just saw it. Remove the second "are." Thanks.

[doug from upland]

TONY BLAIR IS NEXT

[doug from upland]

[doug from upland]

MIKE WILSON FILM ABOUT THE SLOB

[little jeremiah]

Hmmm - I think it noteworthy that you leftists have ZERO sense of humor. Can't handle a little gentle ribbing of Moore's 200+ overweight? I suppose MMoore is so saintly and worshippable that we should speak in whispers when referring to His Greatness (oh, maybe that's not such a good honorific...), I mean His Worshipful America Hater. We should not dare to poke fun at him, he's a leftist icon.

Hitler passed laws against saying anything mean about him up to and including the fact that he was a homosexual. Maybe leftists like you would like laws passed mandating prison time for anyone making fun of leftist icons or proving their lies wrong.

[doug from upland]

NADER CALLS HIM TOO FAT ON T.V.

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the graphic.

[MeekOneGOP]

You bet. But credit to Lady Jag, who made that pic.

Thanks, LJ ! :^D

[Lady Jag]

Thanks, Meek. We might be start taking bets on when he blows.

[Lady Jag]

Eeuwwww!!   "The fat will fly!:

[MeekOneGOP]

Hmm??? I wonder if we introduced him to THIS one if he would mellow out ?

Nah, I doubt that would help.

[Lady Jag]

I know what you mean but I'm not sure it's big enough.

[MeekOneGOP]

hahahaha!

[Lady Jag]

Shhh!

I think I found one.

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL! The perfect couple!

[Happy2BMe]

That's an insult to FAT PEOPLE!

[MeekOneGOP]

:^)

[doug from upland]

The movie is almost here --- MICHAEL MOORE HATES AMERICA

[doug from upland]

NO HONOR FROM THE SLOB'S HIGH SCHOOL