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DFU SONG: Eve of Destruction (won't be long until Michael Moore's explosion)
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 5-2004
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 05/17/2004 11:19:11 AM PDT by doug from upland
Edited on 05/29/2004 7:03:58 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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![](http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2004/05/17/arts/moore.3.184.jpg)
MIDI - EVE OF DESTRUCTION
His arteries, are they imploding?
He's at 450, we have been noting
Blood pressure's 305...but, control the gloating
He looks just like a whale whenever he is floating
He's really the definition of self-promoting
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion
He could not find truth if it bit his fanny
He makes up what he likes and pretends it is true
He is Jabba the Hut, but he isn't as dainty
Get the harpoon right now...I will shout "Thar he blew"
He's a real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion
The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion
His Bowling film was filled with lying
If you believe it, you're self-denying
A traitor like this scum...yes, we should be trying
He's laughing at the bank at what fans have been buying
And even his fruits and veggies he likes deep frying
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's, explosion
He wowed 'em at Cannes, those Surrender Monkeys
In the great terror war, they are really a drag
When the going gets tough, do not count on their back-up
With just one cherry bomb, they will raise the white flag
He's real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion
The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: disgustingslob; flyingfat; hewillexplode; michaelmoore; slob; subhuman; waronterror; whale
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To: All
Bump to mock this disgusting POS.
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posted on
05/29/2004 7:00:04 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: Admin Moderator
Please correct first line. I just saw it. Remove the second "are." Thanks.
42
posted on
05/29/2004 7:04:56 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: All
43
posted on
06/12/2004 8:42:25 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: All
44
posted on
06/16/2004 11:03:02 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: All
45
posted on
06/20/2004 10:31:45 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: gilld
Hmmm - I think it noteworthy that you leftists have ZERO sense of humor. Can't handle a little gentle ribbing of Moore's 200+ overweight? I suppose MMoore is so saintly and worshippable that we should speak in whispers when referring to His Greatness (oh, maybe that's not such a good honorific...), I mean His Worshipful America Hater. We should not dare to poke fun at him, he's a leftist icon.
Hitler passed laws against saying anything mean about him up to and including the fact that he was a homosexual. Maybe leftists like you would like laws passed mandating prison time for anyone making fun of leftist icons or proving their lies wrong.
46
posted on
06/20/2004 10:44:21 PM PDT
by
little jeremiah
(http://www.mikegabbard.com - a REAL conservative running for Congress from Hawaii!)
To: All
47
posted on
07/04/2004 7:57:13 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: MeekOneGOP
Thanks for the graphic.
To: doug from upland; Lady Jag
You bet. But credit to Lady Jag, who made that pic. Thanks, LJ ! :^D
49
posted on
07/30/2004 6:51:20 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: MeekOneGOP; doug from upland
Thanks, Meek. We might be start taking bets on when he blows.
50
posted on
07/30/2004 8:16:53 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
To: doug from upland; MeekOneGOP
Eeuwwww!! "The fat will fly!:
51
posted on
07/30/2004 8:51:05 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
To: Lady Jag
Hmm??? I wonder if we introduced him to THIS one if he would mellow out ? Nah, I doubt that would help.
52
posted on
07/31/2004 2:56:52 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: MeekOneGOP
I know what you mean but I'm not sure it's big enough.
53
posted on
07/31/2004 8:07:03 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
To: Lady Jag
54
posted on
07/31/2004 11:30:31 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: MeekOneGOP
Shhh!
I think I found one.
55
posted on
07/31/2004 12:47:28 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
To: Lady Jag; Happy2BMe
56
posted on
07/31/2004 12:56:06 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: MeekOneGOP
That's an insult to FAT PEOPLE!
57
posted on
07/31/2004 1:29:04 PM PDT
by
Happy2BMe
(JOHN KERRY is as much like the WORKING MAN as WHOOPIE GOLDBERG is to GEORGE W. BUSH! - Vote BUSH!)
To: Happy2BMe
58
posted on
07/31/2004 1:55:40 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: All
59
posted on
09/01/2004 8:55:49 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)
To: All
60
posted on
01/16/2005 1:03:28 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
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