Posted on 05/16/2004 11:27:45 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Angry Moore Accuses The White House US director Michael Moore has said the White House is trying to keep his latest movie out of American cinemas.The reason - it could seriously damage President Bush's re-election hopes.The powerful documentary is to be shown at the Cannes film festival on Monday.
Fahrenheit 911 charts Mr Bush's actions after the September 11 attacks on New York and Washington.
It also explores commercial links between the Bush family and the family of al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden.
Oscar-winning Moore claims it will turn voters against "the dumbest man who ever ran for the presidency".
The maverick director alleges there is a conspiracy to stop the film being shown in the US before November's presidential election.
An unnamed senior Republican politician, "someone connected to the White House", got the firms that bankrolled it to drop their commitments, he said.
Production company Miramax is now seeking a deal to buy out the US rights to the film after parent group Disney reneged on a distribution deal, Mr Moore added.
But he added that nothing has yet resulted that would allow the film to come out in the United States.
"That's the intent in trying to stop this film - so people don't see it before the election," he said.
Yep, of course. BUSH'S FAULT!
Lumpy Riefenstahl's at it again.
Good, he is going to turn the people against Bill Clinton... (oh, you mean that's not who they meant? But he is the dumbest persone to ever run for President...)
Here it comes. Incoming.
This must count as a two-fer - trying to boost a stupid movie and attacking the President at the same time.
Sounds more like oppurtunist Moore has a "Passion" to gin up the same controversy that another filmed got in order to garner more attention...and thus, advertising. Nice try, donutboy.
Paging Oliver Stone! Oliver Stone! Please pick up the white phone in the Black helicopter!
Moore has the same following as the guy who runs Hustler Magazine.
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Moore really enjoys pointing those fat fingers around.
Michael Moore:
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in South Carolina, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. You are a disgusting piece of filth, incapable of honor. You are so vile that not even a lawyer would consent to sexual congress with you under any circumstances. Nay, even your right hand shuns such congress with you.
i think this guy is gonna implode
Moore's accusations are just like his movie, 100% fact free.
So, don't hold back. Watcha' think of Mr. Moore? :)
You forgot he should wear neckties to keep his foreskin from flying up over his head.
Supporters of the president have a right to use legal means to block Moore's attempt.
Moore has a right to whine.
I have a right to laugh at him while he whines.
>>i think this guy is gonna implode<<
If he does, all that mass will create a black-hole and vacuum up all stellar material in the vicinity. It won't be pretty.
So, Moore is saying the 'dumbest' guy to run for president is outsmarting him. Well, we all know what that says of Moore.
Sounds more like oppurtunist Moore has a "Passion" to gin up the same controversy that another filmed got in order to garner more attention...and thus, advertising. Nice try, donutboy.
The only difference is I paid money to go see the Passion and I won't even pay one cent to see this raggy piece of shiite that Moby DICK Moore puts out.
The b*****ds! They killed Gigli, Ishtar, and Billy Jack Goes to Washington!
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