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Little Red Corvette (Kerry's mid-life crisis) - Hugh Hewitt
Weekly Standard ^ | 5/6/04 | Hugh Hewitt

Posted on 05/06/2004 10:18:59 AM PDT by Steven W.

Do pictures of John Kerry in his Lycra cycling suit make you wonder if he's running for the right reasons?

WHEN JOHN KERRY took a spill from his bike this past weekend, it triggered thoughts of Jimmy Carter's collapse in a road race, Gerald Ford's much-mocked stumbles, and of Kerry's own misadventures on the ski slopes earlier this year. But it wasn't until the pictures of Kerry on his bike appeared that the real damage was done. The electric-lemon Lycra look probably won't play well outside the metrosexual caucus, and it can't be particularly inspiring to the troops living in holes outside of Falluja. Presidents can golf, and they can run, but they can't get dandied up and dart around on bikes in tights and fluorescent helmets.

Kerry's obsessive, if ill-fated, displays of physical activity also raise issues other than decorum. I've seen this sort of behavior before in men of a certain age, usually from their early 50s to their early 60s. And then the thought stuck: Are John Kerry's presidential ambitions and the shape and images of his campaign more about a mid-life crisis writ very large than any underlying set of ideas?

First, note that there aren't a lot of ideas over at Kerry Central, other than the U.N. blathering which, in the aftermath of oil-for-food-for-cash-for-Kofi's-friends, doesn't even persuade United Nations employees anymore. And Kerry's paper thin record of Senate accomplishments over two decades doesn't provide us with a reason for his running either.

So who's to say that it all isn't just an effort to head-off old age via the biggest sideshow of them all.

There are warning signs of mid-life crisis. At least a couple of these--excessive time spent on personal appearance and the constant reminiscing about one's youth--seem spot-on in the context of Kerry. And the big gun experts on male mid-life melt-down, such as Jim Conway, author of Men in Midlife Crisis, warn that some candidates for mid-life crisis "seem to have a lot of power, leadership, and ability, yet many of them express great insecurity, and feeling worthless." Kerry may be hiding a lot of angst behind his façade of lift-tickets and SUVs and his Shrumian rhetoric.

Presidents Bush, Clinton, and Carter arrived in the White House before the age when the mid-life demons descend, and President Reagan and candidate Dole had passed the age of such smash-ups.

But Kerry's definitely in the danger zone. Maybe those Lycra shorts are just a cry for help. Maybe he needs help. Maybe what the Kerry campaign really needs is a red corvette.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: christianlife; collapse; dork; hughhewitt; kerry; lycra; midlifecrisis
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To: LADY J
As W might say, he's all hat and no cattle....:)
61 posted on 05/06/2004 11:11:47 AM PDT by Salamander (“Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first make mad." Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)
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To: SanFranciscoDemocrat; Tijeras_Slim; sauropod; dighton; presidio9
Yeah, I like Morford enough that I'm on the email list for his column.

Good answer.

62 posted on 05/06/2004 11:12:26 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: sphinx
We were allowed to see the picture of the President falling. So far we have not been allowed to see any pictures of Kerry falling.
63 posted on 05/06/2004 11:19:09 AM PDT by linn37 (Have you hugged your Phlebotomist today?)
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To: SanFranciscoDemocrat; Peach
I will be watching with interest just how long you can keep your left wing garbage from stinking up the place leading to you being asked to leave.

Perhaps you will surprise us and actually be able to engage in genuine debate in the spirit of exchange of ideas and opinions. Most of those with your leanings aren't able to do that, and resort to personal attacks when their positions are reasoned out from under them.

But you do have a chance. Time will tell if you are really up to it.

Prairie
65 posted on 05/06/2004 11:32:39 AM PDT by prairiebreeze (Ted Rall is a waste of perfectly good oxygen.)
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To: Steven W.
Any shrapnel scars visible ??
66 posted on 05/06/2004 11:33:48 AM PDT by Wild Irish Rogue
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To: Steven W.
Well speaking of fast cars I came across this new Bentley Continental GT yesterday while surfing the web. Check out the configuration of the engine from the official Bentley website..."6 litres of pure unadulterated power. 12 cylinders imaginatively packed into a two bank W formation. Twin turbochargers that allow this Grand Tourer to glide up to and back down from operating speed. Swiftly. Breathlessly. An engine developed and tuned by Bentley. 552 bhp. Supreme levels of torque to match. 0-60 mph in 4.7 seconds.
67 posted on 05/06/2004 11:37:35 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Pyro7480
Man! Now I have "Little Red Corvette" by Prince in my head now because of you! ;-)

And that's a bad thing?

68 posted on 05/06/2004 11:38:00 AM PDT by Egregious Philbin
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To: Hodar
Seriously, the point of the bright clothes is to be seen...

Thank you! There are plenty of ways to peg Kerry. Worrying about him having decent bike gear is not one of them. Well, maybe we could question his choice of colors.
69 posted on 05/06/2004 11:42:18 AM PDT by Egregious Philbin
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To: SanFranciscoDemocrat
HERE you go
70 posted on 05/06/2004 11:44:40 AM PDT by paul51
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To: Steven W.
Kerry has had all these falls. I've yet to see one picture of him falling down.
71 posted on 05/06/2004 11:49:14 AM PDT by Dante3
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To: Diogenesis
It's the "Hair Dork One" photo I've been looking for - Thanks!!!
72 posted on 05/06/2004 11:52:52 AM PDT by talleyman (Moose lips sink ships.)
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To: Steven W.
Midlife crisis!
I guess when I save up the money I’ll have to have one. I’ll fix the parking lot dings on my ‘83 Camaro and have it painted candy apple red over a gold base. I hope that doesn’t suddenly turn me into a raging democrat.
73 posted on 05/06/2004 11:53:06 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: dpwiener
You're right!
How did I miss that?
74 posted on 05/06/2004 11:54:50 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: avg_freeper
Original picutre:


75 posted on 05/06/2004 12:04:23 PM PDT by GulliverSwift (Bring back the Munsters. Vote for Kerry!)
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To: Grampa Dave; PhilDragoo; Diogenesis; yall
I don't have any of Kerry on his bike. I borrowed Phil's from his 'In Forum' page .....



76 posted on 05/06/2004 12:10:51 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is ONLY ONE good Democrat: one that has just been voted OUT of POWER ! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Baynative


77 posted on 05/06/2004 12:13:22 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is ONLY ONE good Democrat: one that has just been voted OUT of POWER ! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: SanFranciscoDemocrat
Of course I post left wing garbage. I'm on the political left. Most people here are on the right so they post right wing garbage. So what?

I'll bet you and I don't share much common political ground, but I like this answer. Keep it honest and civil, and you can have some good discussions here even if you are from "the other side".

78 posted on 05/06/2004 12:21:33 PM PDT by Denver Ditdat (Johnny Fake Terrors - an anagram of Senator John F. Kerry)
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To: SanFranciscoDemocrat
Of course I post left wing garbage. I'm on the political left. Most people here are on the right so they post right wing garbage. So what?

I'll bet you and I don't share much common political ground, but I like this answer. Keep it honest and civil, and you can have some good discussions here even if you are from "the other side".

79 posted on 05/06/2004 12:21:34 PM PDT by Denver Ditdat (Johnny Fake Terrors - an anagram of Senator John F. Kerry)
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To: SanFranciscoDemocrat
Of course I post left wing garbage. I'm on the political left. Most people here are on the right so they post right wing garbage. So what?

I'll bet you and I don't share much common political ground, but I like this answer. Keep it honest and civil, and you can have some good discussions here even if you are from "the other side".

80 posted on 05/06/2004 12:21:34 PM PDT by Denver Ditdat (Johnny Fake Terrors - an anagram of Senator John F. Kerry)
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