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[Charles Henrickson]

Bearin'weight 911

[Guvmint_Cheese]

Ladies and Gentleman - New from Fox and the RNC - It's EXTREME EXTREMIST MAKEOVER!!!

We'll take a ugly-as-sin commie pinko liberal extremist and turn him or her into an educated, logical, beautiful Conservative. Besides the liposuction, facelifts, and boobjobs (yes Rob Reiner, you're definitely a candidate for a reduction), we'll teach these poor souls how to logically argue a point, appreciate lower taxes, shoot firearms, and understand what liberty, freedom, and being a true blue American really means!

On next week's episode, Michael Moore will lose 400 pounds and receive a brain transplant, followed by the astonishing miraculous transformation of Helen Thomas into a Republican Supermodel!!! See you Tuesday at Eight, followed by That 70s Show!

[RetiredArmy]

PETA’s vegetarian starter kit

Oh, that is classic. Just priceless!!

[valkyrieanne]

I'm no fan of Michael Moore, but he should tell the obnoxious food nazis of PETA go *@%$ off.

[adam_az]

He ate James Carville!

[Alouette]

[Gunder]

Where exactly does PETA get off "selecting" fat people for a makeover? How offensive can they be?!

(I guess I just answered my own question.)

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

How about a bath, a shave, a diet! When he sees himself then, he might loose his self loathing, start to feel good about himself, and vote Republican!

[Lil'freeper]

American Idol winner Ruben Studdard is also getting targeted by PETA. “If ‘The Velvet Teddy Bear’ doesn’t want to become known as ‘The Velveeta Teddy Bear,’ he might want to idle his meat and dairy intake,” notes the group.

Woah, I didn't think there was actually any dairy in velveeta! LOL. Seriously, though, their PETA-brains are a little B-12 deficient if they think obesity is caused by eating meat/dairy.

[Grampa Dave]

This over weight lunatic left hog needs to lose about 400#'s.

[talleyman]

PETA resorts to cannibalism...

[Afghan Whig]

PETA: "We're not against people, we're just against fat people." At least one of them is Michael Moore.

[Liberal Classic]

Gives new meaning to 'leftists eat their own.'

[heleny]

“We’ll be sending him a nice little care package, a makeover kit filled with health and diet tips, PETA’s vegetarian starter kit, and suggestions on how he might change his lifestyle,”

Are they trying to get him to slim down or to get him to turn vegetarian? Not all vegetarian food is low in calories.

If he just turns vegetarian but digests enough food to maintain his weight, he'll still be hurting animals that get deprived of the food he consumes and still be killing lots of poor innocent plants. Plus, he requires more fuel to deliver food that he'll buy/consume and to transport his heavy body to give his speeches. Maybe the Sierra Club should get involved!

In seriousness, I recommend a high-fiber diet of raw vegetables and whole grains to keep his mouth busy. In between, perhaps some maltose candy can keep his teeth stuck together.

[Mr. Silverback]

Michael Moore relaxes at home.