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To: presidio9
Ladies and Gentleman - New from Fox and the RNC - It's EXTREME EXTREMIST MAKEOVER!!!

We'll take a ugly-as-sin commie pinko liberal extremist and turn him or her into an educated, logical, beautiful Conservative. Besides the liposuction, facelifts, and boobjobs (yes Rob Reiner, you're definitely a candidate for a reduction), we'll teach these poor souls how to logically argue a point, appreciate lower taxes, shoot firearms, and understand what liberty, freedom, and being a true blue American really means!

On next week's episode, Michael Moore will lose 400 pounds and receive a brain transplant, followed by the astonishing miraculous transformation of Helen Thomas into a Republican Supermodel!!! See you Tuesday at Eight, followed by That 70s Show!
31 posted on 05/06/2004 8:04:02 AM PDT by Guvmint_Cheese
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To: Guvmint_Cheese
The guy's a pig. Let's move on.
32 posted on 05/06/2004 8:06:40 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Guvmint_Cheese
I say send him for an Extreme Makeover. Maybe they can lipo out whatever is left of his liberal pea brain.
37 posted on 05/06/2004 8:22:49 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Guvmint_Cheese; Diogenesis; Grampa Dave; yonif; Alouette; SJackson; Owl_Eagle; HungarianGypsy; ...
Ladies and Gentleman - New from Fox and the RNC - It's EXTREME EXTREMIST MAKEOVER!!!

We'll take a ugly-as-sin commie pinko liberal extremist and turn him or her into an educated, logical, beautiful Conservative. Besides the liposuction, facelifts, and boobjobs (yes Rob Reiner, you're definitely a candidate for a reduction), we'll teach these poor souls how to logically argue a point, appreciate lower taxes, shoot firearms, and understand what liberty, freedom, and being a true blue American really means!

On next week's episode, Michael Moore will lose 400 pounds and receive a brain transplant, followed by the astonishing miraculous transformation of Helen Thomas into a Republican Supermodel!!! See you Tuesday at Eight, followed by That 70s Show!




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40 posted on 05/06/2004 8:34:30 AM PDT by adam_az (Call your State Republican Party office and VOLUNTEER!!!!)
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