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Morford: Very Funny Cat Decapitations (when small European cars maim cute fuzzy animals?)
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Wednesday, May 5, 2004
| Mark Morford, not a big fan of pussies
Posted on 05/05/2004 8:24:10 AM PDT by presidio9
I love animals. All animals, especially dogs. And zebras. And snakes. And deer. Dolphins. Birds. The Olsen Twins. Ron Jeremy. Even cats. It's true.
Cats are perhaps my least favorite but even so I recognize that they, too, are one of Goddess' little creatures and some are even friendly and funny and adorable and absolutely not always the aloof indifferent uncaring soul-sucking demons they often claw your face off to let you know they so very are. Plus, kittens are just way cute.
Cats are good. Cats are OK. So who wants to see one of the happy furballs get decapitated by the sunroof of a small, depraved European car? No one, that's who.
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posted on
05/05/2004 8:24:10 AM PDT
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
It's a really funny video.
2
posted on
05/05/2004 8:26:26 AM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Willie Green; Phantom Lord; Slings and Arrows
ping
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posted on
05/05/2004 8:26:57 AM PDT
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
This is the first Morford article I've been able to finish.
4
posted on
05/05/2004 8:27:00 AM PDT
by
July 4th
(You need to click "Abstimmen")
To: presidio9
I've seen the happy little furball get decapitated by the depraved European car. I laughed at it, too.
Miss Morford has PMS again.
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posted on
05/05/2004 8:28:14 AM PDT
by
EllaMinnow
(How many times can a flip flop flip before it completely flops and flips out?)
To: presidio9
The ad is hilarious, and the one with the pigeon is even funnier.
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posted on
05/05/2004 8:29:25 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Hubris knows no editor.)
To: presidio9
He forgot to blame Bush for this.
The Crico Kid must have other things on his mind. 
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posted on
05/05/2004 8:30:25 AM PDT
by
Redcoat LI
("help to drive the left one into the insanity.")
To: presidio9; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; MeekOneGOP; TheBigB; Constitution Day; mhking; ctlpdad; ...
Oh, the outrage!
8
posted on
05/05/2004 8:30:37 AM PDT
by
4mycountry
("Completely concretely" - - That's "the power of the 'Freeper'.")
To: 4mycountry
Oh, the outrage!NOT! I found it hilarious.
9
posted on
05/05/2004 8:31:11 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(...victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be...)
To: PetroniDE; sciencediet
Anti-ping.
10
posted on
05/05/2004 8:31:29 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Chat is my milieu)
To: July 4th
Her dosage has been increased. She managed to go a whole article without mentioning Bush, Catholicism or any particular sexual perversion.
To: presidio9
Mark Morford, not a big fan of pussies *mmph....snicker*
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posted on
05/05/2004 8:32:27 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
("Any moment now, unspeakable horror! Trust me!" -Tom Servo)
To: Conservomax; Diddle E. Squat
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posted on
05/05/2004 8:32:31 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(...victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be...)
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
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posted on
05/05/2004 8:33:28 AM PDT
by
mhking
To: presidio9
I don't know what to do. Should I thank Morford for the link to the video? I hadn't seen it until I clicked on the link Morford provided and I found it funny.
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posted on
05/05/2004 8:34:05 AM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(If a suicide bomber only blows up himself, how many virgins does he get docked?)
To: presidio9
This is one of the coolest car ad ever made.
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posted on
05/05/2004 8:34:18 AM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(I'm isthisnickcool, and I approved this post!)
To: presidio9
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posted on
05/05/2004 8:35:19 AM PDT
by
TheBattman
(Leadership = http://www.georgewbush.com/)
To: xsmommy
ahem...
To: Petronski
Yeah, the pigeon is hilarious. I've also seen the cat one -- it really does make me laugh. There's just something about animals being launched into space... :)
Smile at the birdie!
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posted on
05/05/2004 8:37:19 AM PDT
by
4mycountry
("Completely concretely" - - That's "the power of the 'Freeper'.")
To: secret garden
not real, but still funnier than heck!
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posted on
05/05/2004 8:37:21 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
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