PHONY IRAQI ABUSE OUTRAGE SYNDROME

Regularguys.com ^ | 05/05/04 | Larry Wachs

[slim mackerel]

WHEN GOOD NEWS COMES OUT BAD

Happy Cinco de Drinko everybody!

There's is so much good news in the paper lately. Only problem is it's presented as bad.

The latest trick of the left, which proved incredibly effective last decade in helping Rodney King become a WMD, is to work up a lot of phony outrage at Iraqi prisoners being tortured and abused by our military.

"Iraqi Prisoner Urinated On!" And the problem is..? It's the least we can do, really. OK, you're in the Twin Towers on 9/11/01. What would you choose? Someone flying a packed airliner into your head or getting peed upon in the lobby? Thought so. To the anti-US news reporters the only American allowed to pee on others is R Kelly. The only outrageous thing to me is that the soldiers did not shout, "That's for Tillman and Pearl" while they were emptying their bladders on the kindly shepherds.

Yes, I know. Even Rumsfeld and Bush are outraged. What do you expect them to say? "Well, the White House believes that pissing on a guy has it's merits?" Don't they already have their hands full trying to explain to the mentally disabled of the print media the basic concepts of right vs. wrong and self-defense?

It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military. And it's sad that some people are eager to prosecute any of our military as war criminals before Saddam Hussein answers to his evil.

Abuse is necessary for the survival of a free state. These "prisoners" have another name. Enemy combatants. We are fighting dirty people who see Geneva Conventional warfare as old school. "Yo my sand nigga. That's a bunch of Babylonia. Knowwhatitisthatiamsayingtoyoumyfriend?"

As I said last year on the air to much hootery and derision, the eggshells upon which President Bush must walk to fight this war will continue to cause needless death. Lob a nuke and see what happens. It worked for the Japs. They sure as hell calmed down and concentrated on electronics and sushi.

Everytime we conquer a land everyone wins.When we fought Germany did anyone think it would yield some of the kinkiest porn America has ever seen? Tons of Jews driving Mercedes?

We whipped Russia's ass, everybody loves vodka now...more so than Raymond. It's even flavored for the 'tweens.

Britain and Canada...America's twin sons. We steal all their comedians and TV shows and make them better..Tom Green being the exception.

The South is in much better shape than the North these days. NASCAR is huge everywhere. We even succeed when we kick our own ass! That's how great this country is.

So before we weaken ourselves even further in the eyes of the Arab world by holding congressional hearings on the wedgie, let's make examples of the soldiers who have bravely farted in the face of evil by giving them medals that they can bring back home so John Kerry can toss them over a fence.

TOMORROW: MORE GOOD NEWS DISGUISED AS BAD

[IMG]http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2004/04/30/image614954x.jpg[/IMG] "I'm gonna win that immunity idol, dammit."

[Long Cut]

"And you know what else? You can "bite me""

Ah, to know now I'll not get the opportunity to debate SUCH an adult. The sadness...(snif).

[philman_36]

...you ARE, after all, attempting to "spin" the report so it comes under question.
Hey assmunch, you're the one believing what folks who were out trying to kill our soldiers and Marines are saying, not me.
I'm not spinning anything. Maybe you should read it all again with a discerning eye and consider that Taguba, possibly, is the one spinning things.
I don't think you're adult enough to even realize that such a thing could happen. You seem too "emotional" to see anything ewxcept what you want to see.

...after ten years in the Navy...
Ten years in, eh? You went in during the Clinton years!
That says a lot right there. I won't "ask" anything more of you...

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"It is a fact that in the entire Vietnam War we did not lose one major battle.
We lost the war at home and at home John Kerry was the field general"
- Bob Elder, Swift Boat Veteran For Truth

"I do not believe John Kerry is fit to be commander in chief of the U.S. armed forces,"
said retired Rear Adm. Roy Hoffmann, chairman of the organization.
"This is not a political issue. It is a matter of honesty."

Hanoi Kerry at his "moment of glory."
What a piece of ******
The media WILL NOT mention this book.
I will!
The cover is a insult to Iwo Jima vets,
then it gets worse towards Viet Nam vets.
I was there the same time Hanoi Kerry was.
I served on the destroyer USS Corry DD-817 which supplied Swift Boats (PBR's)
and gave gunfire support in North AND South Viet Nam.
My ship may have even supplied Hanoi Kerry's boat.
I VOW I will do everything I LEGALLY can
to keep this traitor from being elected.
I owe it to those who gave their all.

[redrock]

Excellent response!!!

redrock

[MEG33]

Why say these things to a valued member of this forum?The morons who caused this deserve to be condemned,not a member of our armed forces that is watching your back.

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"Hey assmunch, you're the one believing what folks who were out trying to kill our soldiers and Marines are saying, not me."

Temper, temper, Son. You're really quite sensitive, aren't you?

"Ten years in, eh? You went in during the Clinton years! That says a lot right there. I won't "ask" anything more of you..."

Good. After that little outburst, I wouldn't give you the mud off my boots. Grow up.

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I guess something touched a nerve, there. Possibly a shoe fitting too well...

[MEG33]

Yep!

[Doc On The Bay]

AGREE.

FRY'EM

BUT DON'T TAINT the "Good Guys" while we FRY the "BAD GUYS!!"

Doc

[stuartcr]

I agree, not quite the same as what would happen to an E-4.

[philman_36]

I guess something touched a nerve, there.
Maybe you need to reread this reply of mine.
...all of us will have to carry a portion of the shame...
...to see who touched whose "nerve".

Possibly a shoe fitting too well...
You're the one wearing the red shoes! You and your quasi-Socialism and "shared shame" BS!

Why say these things to a valued member of this forum?
You value whom you will and I'll value whom I will. How about that? Maybe you need to read 199 too since you're so quick to the affirmative on nerve touching...
You're a lot late to the show!

[MEG33]

I am a lot late to the show?How so?I don't recall seeing you post before this thread.

[philman_36]

I am a lot late to the show?
Yes, you are. My first reply on this thread was #199. We're over 250 now and a day later. You coming in with your "Yep!" was pretty lame. You figure out which nerve I touched yet?
How so?
Do you need everything explained to you? Think for yourself and figure it out!
So...
I don't recall seeing you post before this thread.
So what! FR is a big place.
My advice to you is don't play gang tackle. I kick and bite from the bottom of the pile.

[MEG33]

Ooooo,scary!I started posting on this thread at only #82,so you really have me there.

[philman_36]

Ooooo,scary!
Ooooo, use the space bar.
I started posting on this thread at only #82,so you really have me there.
Ooooo, have I hit your nerve now too? Scary!

[MEG33]

I am a sixth generation Texan and see you are interested in history..or an interim government?

[nopardons]

Many thanks for the ping. :-)

[Texasforever]

I kick and bite from the bottom of the pile.

I thought I recognized you in that picture.

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LOL! See, I THOUGHT that Phil had a nerve touched by all this.

Hey, phil, how many different screen names do you have?

[Valin]

Thanks for the link