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Apple's Jobs to help re-design John Kerry
The Inquirer ^ | 5/03/04 | Adamson Rust

Posted on 05/03/2004 6:00:33 PM PDT by Vermonter

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE John Kerry will receive the backing of Apple CEO Steve Jobs, according to briefings given to US wires at the end of last week.

Perhaps more importantly for Kerry, the second richest man in the world, The iKerry candidate emerges

Warren Buffett, has thrown his weight behind the presidential campaign.

According to today's Wall St Journal, Jobs is just one of the lineup intended to portray the Democratic candidate as business friendly.

President Kerry will be able to store gigabytes of MP3s with Jobs' help, and will have a sleek, shiny new appearance. His running mate will be called the mini iKerry.

Jobs' backing will undoubtedly give the iKerry campaign a big boost.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: apple; billionairesforkerry; buffett; ikerry; jobs; kerry; kerryv13; letsbashapple; lowqualitycrap; stevejobs
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To: Paul Atreides
Well you mentioned horses love apples. So here's a joke.

A horse walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender gives him one. The horse then turns to John Kerry and says, "why the long face".
21 posted on 05/03/2004 6:22:48 PM PDT by edeal
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To: Common Tator
The Apple guy is helping Kerry , Janet Reno and Bubba attacked Bill Gates---connected?? Nah
22 posted on 05/03/2004 6:23:27 PM PDT by sgtbono2002 (I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.)
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To: AQGeiger
AQGeiger wrote:

Steve Jobs has always been a flaming liberal. I have pangs of guilt every time I sit down at my Mac. Not enough to make me switch to a Windows machine, though.




You're not alone, Brother!
23 posted on 05/03/2004 6:26:13 PM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
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To: ErnBatavia
But there are other brands of ginger ale. There's no substitue for a Mac. Once you switch to OS X from Windows, you feel like you've been wandering through the desert for forty years and just made it to the promised land. And I don't know anything about Unix or Linux systems.
24 posted on 05/03/2004 6:26:45 PM PDT by AQGeiger (Militant Islam is the gangrene among humankind.)
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To: Hildy
LOL!

they have meds for that!
25 posted on 05/03/2004 6:27:05 PM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
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To: tiamat
Sister, actually! :-)
26 posted on 05/03/2004 6:27:19 PM PDT by AQGeiger (Militant Islam is the gangrene among humankind.)
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To: TheBattman
D'oh!

;-)
27 posted on 05/03/2004 6:27:39 PM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
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To: edeal
A horse walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender gives him one. The horse then turns to John Kerry and says, "why the long face".

Heh heh... It's not nice to tell jokes about Pippy Longface.............

28 posted on 05/03/2004 6:28:03 PM PDT by eeriegeno
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To: AQGeiger
SO sorry!

29 posted on 05/03/2004 6:28:24 PM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
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To: Vermonter
Apple is already planning a recall of the iKerry in the summer due to a logic board problem.
30 posted on 05/03/2004 6:30:13 PM PDT by tonyinv (http://www.proudbushie.com)
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To: Vermonter
Steve, please shut up and work on getting the G5 updated.
31 posted on 05/03/2004 6:32:59 PM PDT by ThinkDifferent
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To: Astronaut
I am a Mac user and OS X fan also. But, look on the bright side. Maybe Steve Jobs can get 5% market share for Kerry in November!
32 posted on 05/03/2004 6:34:34 PM PDT by Boss_Jim_Gettys (I am a Republican attack dog.)
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To: Vermonter
Apple's Jobs to help re-design John Kerry

What's he gonna do? Put him in a pink suit with an aqua see-through shirt?

33 posted on 05/03/2004 6:37:17 PM PDT by Leroy S. Mort
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To: Common Tator; Bush2000
Please don't start Mac bashing until Bush2000 gets here. It's not fair to start without him
34 posted on 05/03/2004 6:37:50 PM PDT by Vermonter
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To: edeal
A horse walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender gives him one. The horse then turns to John Kerry and says, "why the long face".

How dare you question John Kerry's PATRIOTISM!!!!!

35 posted on 05/03/2004 6:38:55 PM PDT by commish
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To: Hildy
ROFLMAO.

Any idea why the Dems cannot seem to pick a candidate that doesn't have to be "reformatted" more than once?
36 posted on 05/03/2004 6:40:07 PM PDT by Howlin
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To: Vermonter
My iMac DV is on it's last legs. I was thinking about upgrading to the new flat screen iMac.....but after hearing this I'm not so sure. I've never had a PC....can anyone make a recommendation? My budget is $800-$1200.
37 posted on 05/03/2004 6:49:40 PM PDT by Godebert
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To: Common Tator
Artists...create
Great Artists....steal
38 posted on 05/03/2004 6:51:26 PM PDT by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: Incorrigible
Bill Gates gives to Tom Daschle, Patty Murray and Jim McDermott. He also gives to George Bush, but he's a liberal squish at heart.
39 posted on 05/03/2004 7:05:56 PM PDT by Salo (Revenge is for those too weak to hold a grudge.)
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To: Salo
That's the funny thing about government power. Forces people to make extortion payments to those they loath.
40 posted on 05/03/2004 7:10:41 PM PDT by Incorrigible (immanentizing the eschaton)
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