Apple's Jobs to help re-design John Kerry

The Inquirer ^ | 5/03/04 | Adamson Rust

[Vermonter]

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE John Kerry will receive the backing of Apple CEO Steve Jobs, according to briefings given to US wires at the end of last week.

Perhaps more importantly for Kerry, the second richest man in the world, The iKerry candidate emerges

Warren Buffett, has thrown his weight behind the presidential campaign.

According to today's Wall St Journal, Jobs is just one of the lineup intended to portray the Democratic candidate as business friendly.

President Kerry will be able to store gigabytes of MP3s with Jobs' help, and will have a sleek, shiny new appearance. His running mate will be called the mini iKerry.

Jobs' backing will undoubtedly give the iKerry campaign a big boost.

[edeal]

Well you mentioned horses love apples. So here's a joke.

A horse walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender gives him one. The horse then turns to John Kerry and says, "why the long face".

[sgtbono2002]

The Apple guy is helping Kerry , Janet Reno and Bubba attacked Bill Gates---connected?? Nah

[tiamat]

AQGeiger wrote:

Steve Jobs has always been a flaming liberal. I have pangs of guilt every time I sit down at my Mac. Not enough to make me switch to a Windows machine, though.

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You're not alone, Brother!

[AQGeiger]

But there are other brands of ginger ale. There's no substitue for a Mac. Once you switch to OS X from Windows, you feel like you've been wandering through the desert for forty years and just made it to the promised land. And I don't know anything about Unix or Linux systems.

[tiamat]

LOL!

they have meds for that!

[AQGeiger]

Sister, actually! :-)

[tiamat]

D'oh!

;-)

[eeriegeno]

A horse walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender gives him one. The horse then turns to John Kerry and says, "why the long face".

Heh heh... It's not nice to tell jokes about Pippy Longface.............

[tiamat]

SO sorry!

[tonyinv]

Apple is already planning a recall of the iKerry in the summer due to a logic board problem.

[ThinkDifferent]

Steve, please shut up and work on getting the G5 updated.

[Boss_Jim_Gettys]

I am a Mac user and OS X fan also. But, look on the bright side. Maybe Steve Jobs can get 5% market share for Kerry in November!

[Leroy S. Mort]

Apple's Jobs to help re-design John Kerry

What's he gonna do? Put him in a pink suit with an aqua see-through shirt?

[Vermonter]

Please don't start Mac bashing until Bush2000 gets here. It's not fair to start without him

[commish]

A horse walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender gives him one. The horse then turns to John Kerry and says, "why the long face".

How dare you question John Kerry's PATRIOTISM!!!!!

[Howlin]

ROFLMAO.

Any idea why the Dems cannot seem to pick a candidate that doesn't have to be "reformatted" more than once?

[Godebert]

My iMac DV is on it's last legs. I was thinking about upgrading to the new flat screen iMac.....but after hearing this I'm not so sure. I've never had a PC....can anyone make a recommendation? My budget is $800-$1200.

[joesnuffy]

Artists...create
Great Artists....steal

[Salo]

Bill Gates gives to Tom Daschle, Patty Murray and Jim McDermott. He also gives to George Bush, but he's a liberal squish at heart.

[Incorrigible]

That's the funny thing about government power. Forces people to make extortion payments to those they loath.