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1 posted on 05/03/2004 11:39:08 AM PDT by coachdent
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Austin, TX? Can I push the launch button? Nothing against the city of my birth, we just need a city- wide do- over.:)
26 posted on 05/03/2004 12:22:53 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Whoopi, God gave us free will, but he spent much of the Old Testament smiting those who chose wrong.)
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Yer gonna send da UN in ta whack Joisey, sweetcakes? Call me first. I wanna good seat...
27 posted on 05/03/2004 12:23:58 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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...the United States has weapons of mass destruction.

Which is the main reason that there still IS a United States.

28 posted on 05/03/2004 12:25:58 PM PDT by JimRed (Fight election fraud! Volunteer as a local poll watcher, challenger or district official.)
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They are calling on the UN to launch an immediate attack on such strategic locales as Newark, New Jersey, Troy, Michigan and Austin, Texas.

United States immediately vetoes the resolution and tells Sierra Leone to sit down and shut up before we have to spank it.

30 posted on 05/03/2004 12:28:43 PM PDT by TheBigB ("Any moment now, unspeakable horror! Trust me!" -Tom Servo)
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By the way, wasn't this same thread pulled a few hours ago?
31 posted on 05/03/2004 12:29:05 PM PDT by JimRed (Fight election fraud! Volunteer as a local poll watcher, challenger or district official.)
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Somebody may notice Austin missing, but the other two...I don't know. Maybe the UN, that Mighty Force, should pick better targets. I nominate Seattle and the Frisco Bay area.
34 posted on 05/03/2004 12:30:11 PM PDT by whereasandsoforth (tagged for migratory purposes only)
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Well, in that case, if Sierra Leone is going to hit our WMD sites, let's grab some WMDs and truck 'em to the basement of the UN building.

Livingston the Viking Kitten looks at you in confusion, and barely works up the energy for a zot-ette in your honor.

}:-)4

37 posted on 05/03/2004 12:32:27 PM PDT by Moose4 (Those who serve--thank you. May you find us worthy of the sacrifices you make.)
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Dagnabit! I finally to get to zot you vermit!

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39 posted on 05/03/2004 12:34:24 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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Dagnabit! I finally to get to zot you vermit!


40 posted on 05/03/2004 12:35:07 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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I can't say I disagree with attacking Jersey and Flint...and Austin is the most liberal city in Texas, sooooooooooooooo
41 posted on 05/03/2004 12:41:11 PM PDT by sharktrager (The greatest strength of our Republic is that the people get the government they deserve.)
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They are calling on the UN to launch an immediate attack

HA! Well, we have nothing to worry about then do we from such a worthless organization.

42 posted on 05/03/2004 12:44:30 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (In God We Trust. All Others We Monitor.)
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To: coachdent; trussell; 4mycountry; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; Constitution Day; Poohbah
Do You Realize What You've Done?


45 posted on 05/03/2004 12:48:15 PM PDT by Old Sarge
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Just more Bravo Sierra from the brain-dead, inarticulate trolls.

Folks, why don't we ever get any really good trolls anymore? Trolls that could at least post a defensible argument even if it was based in inaccurracy. Now we only have specimens like coachdent. It's sad, I tell you, sad.

Where have all the good trolls gone? And is there a song in there anywhere?

Prairie
46 posted on 05/03/2004 1:07:40 PM PDT by prairiebreeze (Brought to you by The American Democrat Party, also known as Al Qaeda, Western Division.)
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How did North Dakota miss the list. It probably is in the top 5 for most nukes.It has a largley agrarian economy. Most of the people own guns. A large uncontrolled border. Vast areas where WMD could be hidden. Not very diverse culture.

47 posted on 05/03/2004 1:16:26 PM PDT by revtown
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Sorry guys. I tried but we can't turn up the brightness on this one.

Call the cleanup crew.


49 posted on 05/03/2004 1:30:39 PM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate]))
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To: coachdent
such strategic locales as Newark, New Jersey, Troy, Michigan and Austin, Texas

As opposed to the nonstrategic sites such as DC and NYC and such, right? I mean, Troy, Michigan? C'mon now. You don't even think that do you?

50 posted on 05/03/2004 1:36:47 PM PDT by eyespysomething (The Barbarians are at the Gates. Don't give Kerry the key!)
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You might want to have the UN retarget from Troy MI to Detroit.
The UN might do some good.
51 posted on 05/03/2004 1:46:25 PM PDT by Springman
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Aw shucks, got here too late for another ZOT®! Dang things happen so quickly.
52 posted on 05/03/2004 1:51:20 PM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (• © • ™ • ® •)
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First you'll be used for javelin catcher, THEN you'll be a shotput.
55 posted on 05/03/2004 7:28:12 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: Bad server drive, no tagline for you!)
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