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5/3/04
| S. Dent
Posted on 05/03/2004 11:39:07 AM PDT by coachdent
The country of Sierra Leone has declared war on the country they believe to be harboring weapons of mass destruction. The tiny country that boasts the world's worst GDP, has found extensive evidence to support the facts that the United States has weapons of mass destruction. They are calling on the UN to launch an immediate attack on such strategic locales as Newark, New Jersey, Troy, Michigan and Austin, Texas.
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To: Mad Dawgg; hchutch
"The matador! The matador!"
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:16:50 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
(Darkdrake Lives!)
To: coachdent
Welcome to Freerepublic.
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:17:28 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yans Wife
(It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. --Kahlil Gibran)
To: Poohbah
"The matador! The matador!" Good one! ;)
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:20:13 PM PDT
by
Mad Dawgg
(French: old Europe word meaning surrender)
To: coachdent
You guys have a day off of school, today, right?
Parent/Teacher conferences?
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:21:42 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
To: coachdent
I'm in Austin. Blue helmets can be hit from around 500 yards out with my "plinker".
Bring it on.
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:21:51 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
To: coachdent
Austin, TX? Can I push the launch button? Nothing against the city of my birth, we just need a city- wide do- over.:)
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:22:53 PM PDT
by
WinOne4TheGipper
(Whoopi, God gave us free will, but he spent much of the Old Testament smiting those who chose wrong.)
To: coachdent
Yer gonna send da UN in ta whack Joisey, sweetcakes? Call me first. I wanna good seat...
To: coachdent
...
the United States has weapons of mass destruction.Which is the main reason that there still IS a United States.
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:25:58 PM PDT
by
JimRed
(Fight election fraud! Volunteer as a local poll watcher, challenger or district official.)
To: Billthedrill
(Gets up on his roof...can just barely see the soon-to-be-deceased State across the Delaware)
Bye!!!!
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:26:04 PM PDT
by
Windcatcher
(There's a reason why we say America starts in PA.)
To: coachdent
They are calling on the UN to launch an immediate attack on such strategic locales as Newark, New Jersey, Troy, Michigan and Austin, Texas. United States immediately vetoes the resolution and tells Sierra Leone to sit down and shut up before we have to spank it.
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:28:43 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
("Any moment now, unspeakable horror! Trust me!" -Tom Servo)
To: coachdent; Admin Moderator
By the way, wasn't this same thread pulled a few hours ago?
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:29:05 PM PDT
by
JimRed
(Fight election fraud! Volunteer as a local poll watcher, challenger or district official.)
To: Mad Dawgg
I knew these things would happen when they let John Hinkley take day trips.
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:29:48 PM PDT
by
Catspaw
To: Mad Dawgg
Godzilla ZOT...I like it, I like it. :)
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:30:01 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
("Any moment now, unspeakable horror! Trust me!" -Tom Servo)
To: coachdent
Somebody may notice Austin missing, but the other two...I don't know. Maybe the UN, that Mighty Force, should pick better targets. I nominate Seattle and the Frisco Bay area.
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:30:11 PM PDT
by
whereasandsoforth
(tagged for migratory purposes only)
To: whereasandsoforth
Really. They want to whack Newark, NJ? Is that supposed to be punishment?
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:31:25 PM PDT
by
Windcatcher
(There's a reason why we say America starts in PA.)
To: Billthedrill
I'll bring the popcorn. But if we have to wait for a UN victory, we'd better buy stock in a grocery chain. :)
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:32:16 PM PDT
by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon liberty, it is essential to examine principles - -)
To: coachdent
Well, in that case, if Sierra Leone is going to hit our WMD sites, let's grab some WMDs and truck 'em to the basement of the UN building.
Livingston the Viking Kitten looks at you in confusion, and barely works up the energy for a zot-ette in your honor.
}:-)4
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:32:27 PM PDT
by
Moose4
(Those who serve--thank you. May you find us worthy of the sacrifices you make.)
To: JimRed
...the United States has weapons of mass destruction. Which is the main reason that there still IS a United States.
MINOR Correction: Which is the main reason that there still IS a "Free World".
To: coachdent
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:34:24 PM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: coachdent
Dagnabit! I finally to get to zot you vermit!
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posted on
05/03/2004 12:35:07 PM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
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