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Proposed Flip-Flop Welcome for Kerry
http://pennboricua.tripod.com ^ | 4-30-04 | pennboricua

Posted on 04/30/2004 7:43:01 PM PDT by pennboricua

Need help in organizing a group to welcome Kerry to Pennsylvania, a state which he seeks to win.


TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; Announcements; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: flipflops; kerry
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Kerry is Coming!! (California)
      Posted by markv840
On News/Activism 04/30/2004 7:44:41 PM PDT with 21 comments

     
 
Proposed Flip-Flop Welcome for Kerry
      Posted by pennboricua
On News/Activism 04/30/2004 7:43:01 PM PDT with 19 comments


pennboricua.tripod.com ^ | 4-30-04 | pennboricua

21 posted on 05/01/2004 12:21:16 AM PDT by RonDog
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To: pennboricua; patriciamary; RonDog
Two things: get cheap flip flops and smack them together in time to chants, and somewhere, somehow find a dolphin suit so someone can portray "Flipper." We used both techniques at our Wheeling freep, and it clearly did not please the Kerry crowd.

The afterfreep report quotes some of our favorite chants. We also did, "Pro-life, pro-Bush (repeat 3 or 4 times); pro-coal, pro-Bush; pro-steel, pro-Bush," etc. In other words, take a local issue on which Kerry's voting record stinks and the Bush administration's is better.

22 posted on 05/01/2004 5:44:44 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: pennboricua
Take a page from the scene in Monty Python's "Life of Brian" where they hoisted a sandal on a pole.

Mount a pair of flip-flops on a 10-foot pole and just silently stand there - speaking volumes. A little twirl once in a while might draw the cameras.

If this catches on they may start banning you when they see the poles, so Plan B would have a telescoping version . . . It might also pay to have some video cameras ready to catch them trying to tear your display down.

Or . . . Giant pics of Kerry's face - one side showing him facing left, the other facing right. The dems will take you for a supporter - Then just silently flip-flop the picture while he talks - you'll get your message across without saying a word - very effective.
23 posted on 05/01/2004 11:53:11 AM PDT by Oatka
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To: RonDog
They are very rude.




Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
24 posted on 05/01/2004 11:56:49 AM PDT by Bon mots
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To: RonDog
Oh, BTW, feel free to use my poster:


25 posted on 05/01/2004 11:57:55 AM PDT by Bon mots
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To: pennboricua
Here's a Freeper's suggestion for a catchy and funny campaign of ridicule. Let me know what you think!

DID YOU EVER SEE JOHN KERRY

Did you ever see John Kerry,
John Kerry,
John Kerry?
Did you ever see John Kerry
Flip this way and that?
Flop this way and that way,
And that way and this way,
Did you ever see John Kerry
Flip this way and that?

26 posted on 05/01/2004 4:57:20 PM PDT by Enduring Freedom (Jean Qaerry is the French Prince)
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To: Enduring Freedom
I was thinking of something along the lines of old Macdonald Had a Farm

It could start

Old Man Kerry had a yacht
eay, eay ohh
with a flip-flop here
and a flip-flop there


Old man kerry had a wife and so on what do you think?
27 posted on 05/01/2004 5:14:42 PM PDT by pennboricua
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To: pennboricua
Another catchy tune!

Additional items for 'had a':

MEDAL (RIBBON?)
TAXCUT
HAIRCUT
JET


And for "EIEIO", how about "HE'S A GIGOLO!"

On the protest lines during Freepathons, these tunes will infect and catch the imagination of the media and even the 'Rat opposition.
28 posted on 05/01/2004 5:34:43 PM PDT by Enduring Freedom (Jean Qaerry is the French Prince)
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To: Enduring Freedom
Another song I posted long ago!

Song to the tune of Paul Simon's "Slip-Slidin' Away"

Flip flopping a-way,
Flip flopping a-way
You know the nearer your desperation,
The more you flip flopping a-way

Whoah and I know a man, he came from Beantown
He wore his passion for his women like a horny clown
He said Teresa, I live in fear
My love for money's so overpowering,
I'm afraid that I'll have you disappear
Flip flopping a-way,
Flip flopping a-way
You know the nearer your desperation,
The more you flip flopping a-way

I know a woman, who became his wife
These are the very words she uses to describe her life
She said a good day he drives me insane
She said a bad day is when I lie in the bed
And I think of a husband that might have been
Flip flopping a-way,
Flip flopping a-way
You know the nearer your desperation,
The more you flip flopping a-way

And I know a father who had a son
He longed to tell him all the reasons for the crimes he'd done
He came a long way just to explain
He slapped his boy as he lay sleeping
Then he turned around and he headed home again

Flip flopping a-way,
Flip flopping a-way
You know the nearer your desperation,
The more you flip flopping a-way

Whoah God only knows, God makes his plan
The information's unavailable to this evil man
He's shirking his job, scamming his pay
Believes he's taking the high way,
When in fact he's flip flopping a-way

Flip flopping a-way,
Flip flopping a-way
You know the nearer your desperation,
The more you flip flopping a-way

Flip flopping a-way,
Flip flopping a-way
You know the nearer your desperation,
The more you flip flopping a-way


29 posted on 05/01/2004 5:40:23 PM PDT by Enduring Freedom (Jean Qaerry is the French Prince)
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To: Enduring Freedom
Do we have somebody that can re write the song, using tne
Old MacDonald tune?
30 posted on 05/01/2004 5:50:41 PM PDT by pennboricua
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To: pennboricua
You mean like this?

OLD JOHN KERRY

Old John Kerry had Botox, He's a Gigolo!
And on his face he had some wrinkles, He's a Gigolo!
With a poke poke here,
And a poke poke there,
Here a poke, there a poke
Everywhere a poke
Old John Kerry had Botox, He's a Gigolo!

31 posted on 05/02/2004 12:18:48 AM PDT by Enduring Freedom (Jean Qaerry is the French Prince)
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