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RAMBO LAUTENBERG, A MANLY MAN'S MAN!
Vanity ^ | 29 April 2004 | .cnI redruM

Posted on 04/29/2004 9:41:38 AM PDT by .cnI redruM

Somewhere in his undisclosed location, VP Dick Cheney quivers in mortal terror. His horrible secret has been laid bare. The mighty Frank "Rambo" Lautenberg has outed him to the world as Lead Chickenhawk.

The manly Lautenberg then thrust further with his rapier. He stated that Cheney "having the shriek of a hawk but the backbone of a chicken." Like the Mighty Achilles taunting the Timorous Hector before the walls of Troy, Lautenberg struts in his finery.

Lautenberg further asseted that chickenhawks "talk tough on national defense and military issues and cast aspersions on others." I sleep better at night with Frank Lautenberg watching my back. I want that man on the ramparts.

Lautenberg has once again made himself an ASSet to the American way of life. By revealing that that whaskely wabbit Dick Cheney was "AWOL on courage", he revealed to us all what a malpropism-spouting moron he truly is.

Bush-Cheney 2004 should send Frank Lautenberg a thank you letter. John F. Kerry could gain valuable political yardage on his military record. It could neutralize many of Bush's advantages on many issues. However, if a large enough number of Democrats are jerks about the issue, the entire military service issue could blow up in Kerry's face.

Lautenberg certainly landed firmly in the jerk encampment with his rhetorical contributions. We should encourage the Senator from Jersey. His nuetralizing one of the few positive aspects John Kerry has to offer.

Capitol Hill-AP -- He defines a "chickenhawk" as "having the shriek of a hawk but the backbone of a chicken."

And New Jersey Senator Frank Lautenberg says the "lead chickenhawk" is Vice President Dick Cheney, for his criticism of John Kerry.

Lautenberg said on the Senate floor today that chickenhawks "talk tough on national defense and military issues and cast aspersions on others." But when it was their turn to serve, Lautenberg said those people were "AWOL from courage."

Cheney received five student and marriage deferments during the Vietnam War.

Meantime, on the House floor, Washington state Congressman Jim McDermott characterized President Bush's service in the Air National Guard as "missing without action." Bush has been dogged by allegations he was allowed to miss months of his training.


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New Jersey
KEYWORDS: bunghole; loser
Lautenberg - What a butthead.
1 posted on 04/29/2004 9:41:39 AM PDT by .cnI redruM
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To: .cnI redruM
Lautenberg: Hic!
2 posted on 04/29/2004 9:43:41 AM PDT by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: .cnI redruM
Lautenberg - What a butthead.

Not to mention, his disengenous method of coming out of retirement back into Congresss!

3 posted on 04/29/2004 9:47:09 AM PDT by marvlus
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To: .cnI redruM; All
It's always important to remember that the hero Lautenberg-- Bill Clinton's pal-- didn't vote for the %87 billion for the troops. Lautenberg is a disgrace.
4 posted on 04/29/2004 9:49:15 AM PDT by faithincowboys
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To: .cnI redruM
I was looking to see an expose on the NJ Senator's lack of service, showing true hypocrisy. Oh well - some other day.

Did each year of a deferrment count as 1 deferrment - I'm curious so I can count how many I had as a student '66 - '70. Is it 1 deferrment per degree, or 1 deferrment per year? I always thought of my deferrments as = 1, not 4 (1/2 66,67,68,69 1/4 70 - I graduated in Mar, not Jun).
5 posted on 04/29/2004 9:55:23 AM PDT by familyofman
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To: .cnI redruM
SCATHINGLY excellent!
6 posted on 04/29/2004 9:56:46 AM PDT by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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To: .cnI redruM
I'm sure that Lautenberg talked like this about Cheney after the first gulf war and Cheney's service as SecDef. Anybody got Lexus/Nexus?
7 posted on 04/29/2004 10:01:46 AM PDT by KC Burke (Men of intemperate minds can never be free....)
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To: KC Burke
Funny, Lautenberg acted as though Cheny never was Sec Def. Must have slipped his mind.
8 posted on 04/29/2004 10:06:21 AM PDT by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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To: .cnI redruM
LAME DUCK SQUAWKS "CHICKENHAWK!"

HAWK EATS DUCK FOR LUNCH.


9 posted on 04/29/2004 10:13:22 AM PDT by talleyman (Never question the patriotism of Democrats - there's none to question.)
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To: .cnI redruM

10 posted on 04/29/2004 10:31:05 AM PDT by counterpunch (<-CLICK HERE for my CARTOONS)
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To: faithincowboys
Yes, but did he vote in favor of it first?
11 posted on 04/29/2004 11:08:23 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (Air America - at least Al Jazeera can pay their bills to stay on the air.)
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Lausenberg, the skeleton. What a viper.
12 posted on 04/29/2004 9:47:28 PM PDT by Coleus (Roe v. Wade and Endangered Species Act both passed in 1973, Murder Babies/save trees, birds, algae)
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