Kerry Campaigns With His Butler

NewsMax.com ^ | 4/28/04 | Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff

[cyncooper]

I think it's hilarious.

It's a riot!

I haven't been hanging around FR today so missed the other thread--ah, see your ping to it...This is RICH! (pun intended)

[TomGuy]

Even David Corn on FoxNews sort of admits Kerry is unelectable; Kerry just isn't 'conveying' or connecting; re-inventing himself over and over (remember someone did that in 2000, too).

[TomGuy]

David Corn: "This is the candidate the Democrats are stuck with."


lol

[atomicpossum]

You don't get as wealthy as Tarayza and John by being generous with YOUR money.

Actually, you marry money. Neither of them earned their money.

[Ohioan from Florida]

That's what Corn said? That's hilarious!

[Publius]

That list should include a package of condoms in case of a bimbo eruption.

[11th Earl of Mar]

Halls cough drops - in case the silver spoon in Kerry's begins to irritate.

The silver spoon in Kerry's WHAT?

I don't think cough drops will help with where his silver spoon is located. Maybe Preparation H would help?

[not2worry]

Well, actually, I believe the MONEY was the late Senator Heinz's. If there's a 3.5 quake in Boston, not to worry, it's just the late Senator rolling over in his grave.

[Salman]

Are the terms, "valet", "servant" , "manservant", and "slave" TOTALLY INTERCHANGABLE ?

No. And this man is not a butler as per the headline. The butler is the supervisor of the whole household staff, though he may wait on the master as well. Perhaps Kerry has several butlers as he has several houses.

A valet picks out the master's clothes, helps him dress, follows him around. Also politely called a "gentleman's gentleman" or impolitely called a lackey. This is what this man is to Kerry.

A manservant is any male servant.

[atomicpossum]

Well, actually, I believe the MONEY was the late Senator Heinz's. If there's a 3.5 quake in Boston, not to worry, it's just the late Senator rolling over in his grave.

Exactly. Neither of them ever earned their fortune.

[dennisw]

Part Butler and Part Buddy, Aide Keeps Kerry Running

By JODI WILGOREN

Published: April 28, 2004

OUNGSTOWN, Ohio, April 27 — The man who would be president takes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches — on whole wheat, strawberry jelly preferred to grape — twice a day on the campaign trail. He wears $15 reading glasses, off the rack at CVS. Before bedtime, he starts but rarely finishes movies like "Seabiscuit" and "The Blues Brothers" in his hotel suite. Come morning, he leaves $20 for the maid.

Voters do not learn these tidbits about Senator John Kerry, the all-but-crowned Democratic nominee for president, from his campaign Web site, his public speeches or his television advertisements. These and other details make up the portfolio of the man literally behind the man, ready with an uncapped bottle of water whenever Mr. Kerry's throat runs dry.

Meet Marvin Nicholson Jr., chief of stuff.
Jim Wilson/The New York Times
Marvin Nicholson Jr. lending his back to Senator John Kerry.

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[hemogoblin]

[cyncooper]

Thank you, kind sir.

[Timocrat]

Wow I envy Kerry.It's so difficult to get good serfs these days.

[nutmeg]

Too funny!

[CyberCowboy777]

Yeah this will go over well with the blue collar union joe.

[constitution]

First thing tomorrow.. down to the courthouse to
change my name!!!

[Smartass]

The butler did it. Geeezzz.

[TXBSAFH]

BOHICA!!!!

[small voice in the wilderness]

ROFL! kerry is actually stoopid enough to take Cadburry the Butler out on the campaign trail? Yep, just what this country needs. A First Family and a First Manservant.