[Mudboy Slim]

Sure, I may be voting third-party due to the Bush Administration's woeful failure on domestic over-spending while failing to hold the Clinton's accountable fer their CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR, but I know Hanoi John Kerry is not fit to become Commander-in-Chief!! Therefore, all we can do is SPREAD THE WORD about Kerry's sordid past and unrepentant Lib'ralism!!

FReep the World...MUD

[Smartass]

"Hanoi John" was a stinking traitor 30 years ago, is a
stinking traitor today, and will be a stinking traitor tomorrow?

Traitor "Terry McAuliffe," begets "Hanoi John," are begotten Traitors

[Mudboy Slim]

Have at it, my FRiend...I always enjoy yer presentation better than mine anyway!!

Muchas gracias, mi amiga...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

What Dubya has accomplished in his first 34 months in office
(see post #43)

[Corin Stormhands]

Where have all the medals gone?
Long time passing.
Where have all the medals gone?
Long time ago.
Where have all the medals gone?
They've gone over the fence, every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

[Mudboy Slim]

Dear MUD:

When Sen. Ted Kennedy was merely just another Democrat bloviating on Capitol Hill on behalf of liberal causes, it was perhaps excusable to ignore his deplorable past.

But now that he's become Sen. John Kerry's leading campaign attack dog, positioning himself as Washington's leading arbiter of truth and integrity, the days for such indulgence are now over.

It's time to remind America why Sen. Kerry's chief spokesman had to abandon his own presidential bid in 1980 - time to say the words Mary Jo Kopechne out loud.

As is often the case, Republicans have deluded themselves into thinking that most Americans already know the story of how this "Conscience of the Democratic Party" left Miss Kopechne behind to die in the waters underneath the Edgartown Bridge in July 1969, after a night of drinking and partying with the young blonde campaign worker.

But most Americans under 40 have never heard that story, or details of how Kennedy swam to safety, then tried to get his cousin Joe Garghan to say he was behind the wheel.

Those young voters don't know how Miss Kopechne, trapped inside Kennedy's Oldsmobile, gasped for air until she finally died, while the Democrats' leading Iraq war critic rushed back to his compound to formulate the best alibi he could think of.

Neither does Generation X know how Kennedy was thrown out of Harvard on his ear 15 years earlier - for paying a fellow student to take his Spanish final.

As they listen to the Democrats' "Liberal Lion" accuse President Bush of "telling lie after lie after lie" to get America to go to war in Iraq, young voters don't know about that notorious 1991 Easter weekend in Palm Beach, when Uncle Teddy rounded up his nephews for a night on the town, an evening that ended with one of them credibly accused of rape.

It's time for Republicans to state unabashedly that they will no longer "go along with the gag" when it comes to Uncle Ted's rants about deception and moral turpitude inside the Bush White House. And if the Republicans don't let's do it ourselves by passing this forgotten disgrace around the Internet to wake up memories of what a fraud and fake Teddy really is.

The Democratic Party, not to mention Sen. John Kerry, should be ashamed to have the national disgrace from Massachusetts as their spokesman. And the GOP needs to say so out loud.

I remember all of this and I'm sure you do, too.

An email from my parents...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"SlickWillie FOOLS!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")

SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight...
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...
It would be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!!
The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!!
RATScum best git usedta LOSIN'!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

SlickWillieFOOLS, tell Slick "Good-Bye!!"
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Left don't like RAPE!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, RATS don't like RAPE!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist RATS Reject His Faux Populism!!
Until then, the DemonRAT Party will continue to IMPLODE!!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Quite Sincerely...MUD

1 posted on 11/20/2002 5:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Fightin' Side Of Me: Merle Haggard.

I hear people talkin' bad,
About the way we have to live here in this country,
Harpin' on the wars we fight,
An' gripin' 'bout the way things oughta be.
An' I don't mind 'em switchin' sides,
An' standin' up for things they believe in.
When they're runnin' down my country, man,
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Yeah, walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Runnin' down the way of life,
Our fightin' men have fought and died to keep.
If you don't love it, leave it:
Let this song I'm singin' be a warnin'.
If you're runnin' down my country, man,
You're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

I read about some squirrely guy,
Who claims, he just don't believe in fightin'.
An' I wonder just how long,
The rest of us can count on bein' free.
They love our milk an' honey,
But they preach about some other way of livin'.
When they're runnin' down my country, hoss,
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

Yeah, walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Runnin' down the way of life,
Our fightin' men have fought and died to keep.
If you don't love it, leave it:
Let this song I'm singin' be a warnin'.
If you're runnin' down my country, man,
You're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

Yeah, walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Runnin' down the way of life,
Our fightin' men have fought and died to keep.
If you don't love it, leave it:
Let this song I'm singin' be a warnin'.
If you're runnin' down my country, man,
You're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

Pre...MUD

[Saundra Duffy]

Go, Bush! But thanks for spreading the word about the creepy Kerry.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Buzz is All Around"
(To be sung to the Troggs' "Love is All Around")

I feel it in my fingers...I feel it in my toes...
The "buzz" is all around me...and I think the Country knows!!
We're cuttin' thru the "spin"...the Media Left's Ho's!
So if you cannot trust Slick...come on and let it show!!

[To Slick Willie hisself]
"You know I loathe you...you TRAITOR, Bill!!
Your wife is corrupt...but HildaBeast don't kneel...
Kneeled fer Vince Foster...so now he's DEAD!!
But on Justice...you can depend!!!"

I see Slick's face on TeeVee...that big ol' Punkin' Head...
Slick's just a thug, let's stop him...e-FReep Mudboy's "Black" thread!!
Slick sold our nukes to China...Our Country he did screw...
If he don't PLEAD GUILTY NOW...we'll Court-Martial, too!!

You know I loathe Bill...I always will...
He's just a YellaPUNK!! Mudboy's Wrath Slick will feel!
We're just beginning...there'll be no end...
'Cuz on JimRob...you can depend!!
We're cuttin' thru the "spin"...bite me, Whore-al-do!!
So if you really loathe Bill...come on and let folks know!!
Come on, FReepers, let's go!!
Come on and let folks know...TELL SLICK IT'S TIME TO GO!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mike Bates]

[Mudboy Slim]

Welcome back...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right 'til Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we'll vanquish their PUNK, Kerry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friends of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Kerry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Waco, Texas"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")

Aurora borealis
The icy sky at night
Paddles cut the water
In a long and hurried flight
From the white man
to the fields of green
And the homeland
we've never seen.

They killed us in our tepee
And they cut our women down
They might have left some babies
Cryin' on the ground
But the firesticks
and the wagons come
And the night falls
on the setting sun.

They massacred the buffalo
Kitty corner from the bank
The taxis run across my feet
And my eyes have turned to blanks
In my little box
at the top of the stairs
With my Indian rug
and a pipe to share.

I wish a was a trapper
I would give thousand pelts
To sleep with Pocahontas
And find out how she felt
In the mornin'
on the fields of green
In the homeland
we've never seen.

And maybe Marlon Brando
Will be there by the fire
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood
And the good things there for hire
And the Astrodome
and the first tepee
Marlon Brando, Pocahontas and me
Marlon Brando, Pocahontas and me
Pocahontas.

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Tom Delay!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")

Tom Delay, Why Won't YOU CUT BigGuv'ment?!! Ohahhohh...
Yer the One...to Lead the Right!! Ohahhohh...
RATS' Power We Shall Devolve...Let's Stuff DemLib'rals' talk!!
We'll make Dem Leftists' shrivel...Right's Winning in a Walk!!

Tom Delay...ohahhohh...Why Won't YOU CUT BigGuv'ment?!!
Yer the One...to Champion Rights!! Ooahhohh...

(Little guitar jammin')

Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
Sen'tor George...boy, you are from Virginia!! Ohahhohh...
Senator...We're the Righteous Right!!
We love how Susan talks...we love yer gawl-durned snuff...
We need some leadership...RightWing's cruisin'...RATS're losing...LOSING!!

Eric C.!! Whipe them RINOs from Power!! Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
Guv'ment, son...shall be MINI-sized!!

(More guitar jammin')

Cantor, bud...Right Must Reject Big Guv'ment!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
We're the Ones...We're the Shameless Right!!

Mudboy Slim (4/25/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Thrash'em!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Thrasher")

We are fightin' fer our children...
Left's conspirin' to save Klintoon!!
Right shall give it all we have to expose Truth!!
'Cuz the Righteous Way's Upon US...
We can see DemLib'rals comin'...
And Left's demons don't like RightWing folks like you!!

Folks, Right's just gettin' fired up...next, we'll fight the righteous fight...
Fightin' to Nail Clinton fer TREASON!!
When I see Big Guv'ment growin' I...
Look fer more than tax cuts, guys!!
We are FReepin' fer the day when Truth trumps SCUM!!

Folks, good FReepers are unbending...
Mideast's an ancient rift we're mending.
Life's an endless War of Ideas...
Our Constitution's Great!!
We'll FReep with our companions...
Won't git lost with Lib'ral Minions!!
We'll recall Dutch Reagan's brilliance...
Liberty's Our Fate!!

C'mon FRiends, I know you've had enough...
Join our Righteous Stand 'gainst Fools!!
Head on out to where good patriots make their stand.
Gotta one-way ticket to the Land of Truth...
Yes, Ol' Mudboy's gotta band...
We can't lose, my friends, you soon shall understand.

Left's a sordid predilection...
RATS're poisoned by deception...
More Big Guv'ment isn't needed...
My paycheck is MINE!!
RATS're lost in conflagrations...
They're just 60's-style mutations...
With Left's grotesque misrepresentations...
RATS're failing...failing.

Reject Left's Whore'd and strip RATS bare...
Left's just deadweight, you see!!
Journey down the road without RATS' load.
Right, show some spine...fight, the Librals are blind...
We'll be FReepin' Washington, DeeCee...
Shall be TheGreatStand...counter-protest episode!!

'Cuz Left culture's vile but ending...
With Big Guv'ments' wasteful spending!!
The Right demands our FReedom...Socialists, Beware!!
Weild the mighty Sword of Justice...
RATS are powerless to stop US!!
Leftists' Hell is loss of Power...
'Cuz we're patriots who care!!

But me I'm not stopping there,
Must Imprison Slick the Ho'!!
Fer so many crimes, Slick must do his time!!
When we thrash'im, folks, we'll have Left on the run...
RATS're dinosaurs of mind...
Folks, you know the time has come to Do What's Right!!

(Mudboy on haunting harmonica solo to fade.....)

FReegards...MUD (4/15/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

"The FReepers and a Man Named 'MUD'!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "The Needle and the Damage Done")

The RightWing's Rockin'...
And we'll go full bore!!
We love this Nation...
Gotta Win This War!!
Ooh, ooh...DemRATS're Scum!!

The Right ain't quittin' 'cuz...
We Love This Land!!
Come join the FReepers...
Fer our Righteous Stand!!
Gone, gone...the Left is done!!

(Li'l pickin' and grinnin')

Big Guv'ment's Wrong...
Enslaves the Soul of Man!!
I know you Lib'rals...
Just don't understand!!
Sosh'lists, yer time is running out!!

I've joined the FReepers...
And my name is "MUD"!!
Please come help us 'gainst that Commie SCUM!!
'Cuz every Lib'ral's...
Like an empty gun.

FReegards...MUD (4/18/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Powderfinger" (by Neil Young)

Look out, Mama, there's a white boat comin' up the river
With a big red beacon, and a flag, and a man on the rail
I think you'd better call John,
'Cause it don't look like they're here to deliver the mail
And it's less than a mile away
I hope they didn't come to stay
It's got numbers on the side and a gun
And it's makin' big waves.

Daddy's gone, my brother's out hunting in the mountains
Big John's been drinking since the river took Emmy-Lou
So the powers that be left me here to do the thinkin'
And I just turned twenty-two
I was wonderin' what to do
And the closer they got,
The more those feelings grew.

Daddy's rifle in my hand felt reassurin'
He told me, Red means run, son, numbers add up to nothin'
But when the first shot hit the dock I saw it comin'
Raised my rifle to my eye
Never stopped to wonder why.
Then I saw black,
And my face splashed in the sky.

Shelter me from the powder and the finger
Cover me with the thought that pulled the trigger
Think of me as one you'd never figured
Would fade away so young
With so much left undone
Remember me to my love,
I know I'll miss her.

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"LIVE Second Amendment Sisters Rally Thread!!"

MUD

[Samwise]

Kerry on.
Lies are coming.
Lies are coming to us all.

Where are you going, Hanoi John?
What will you say tomorrow?
Will you promise happiness?
Will you threaten sorrow?
Oh, the questions of a thousand schemes
Your medals are not what they seem.
Liar can you talk to me?

Man, when you were on your own
Chasing votes down
What was it made you run?
Trying your best just to get power.
The questions of a thousand schemes.
What you do and what you say,
Liar, please don’t talk to me.

Kerry on.
Lies are coming.
Lies are coming to us all.

[Samwise]

Kerry on.
Lies are coming.
Lies are coming to us all.

Where are you going, Hanoi John?
What will you say tomorrow?
Will you promise happiness?
Will you threaten sorrow?
Oh, the questions of a thousand schemes
Your medals are not what they seem.
Liar can you talk to me?

Man, when you were on your own
Chasing votes down
What was it made you run?
Trying your best just to get power.
The questions of a thousand schemes.
What you do and what you say,
Liar, please don’t talk to me.

Kerry on.
Lies are coming.
Lies are coming to us all.