Is that perchance an SUV parked in your Nantucket driveway Senator?
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LOL! They're driving around peeking in his driveways...think of all the gas it will take to check out ALL his driveways!
Posted on 04/23/2004 11:33:13 PM PDT by kattracks
Now we've truly heard it all. Rising gas prices are the latest John Kerry [related, bio] campaign theme, so naturally the senator was asked this week about his personal vehicle usage.
Kerry insisted, ``I don't own an SUV.''
When pressed about a Chevrolet Suburban, the mother of all SUVs, kept at the Heinz Kerry abode in Idaho, Kerry said: ``The family has it. I don't have it.''
Kerry has now closed the distance between nuance and flat-out deception.
And that's without mentioning the other gas-guzzlers this candidate and his family enjoy, all the while posturing about reducing the nation's dependence on foreign oil and fuel efficiency.
At last count, there were eight ``family'' cars and SUVs, including the 1995 Suburban (15 mpg highway, 12 mpg city), a 1993 Land Rover Defender (12 mpg highway, 10 mpg city), a 1989 Jeep Cherokee (20 mpg highway, 16 mpg city), a 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee (20 mpg highway, 15 mpg city), a 2001 Audi Allroad (21 mpg highway, 15 mpg city), a 2001 Chrysler PT Cruiser (25 mpg highway, 20 mpg city), a 1985 Dodge 600 Convertible (26 mpg highway, 23 mpg city), and a 2002 Chrysler 300M (26 mpg highway, 18 mpg city). Kerry, however, only owns up to the latter two.
Then there's the 2002 Harley Davidson (his), two powerboats (one his, one hers), a power inflatable 2001 Novurania (his), and a Gulfstream II private jet (hers).
President Kerry would have to open his own pipeline in Saudi Arabia just to meet family fuel demand.
Yet there he was yammering on to reporters Thursday about making a hybrid (powered by gas and electricity) his ``campaign car.''
It's probably not politically correct to refer to the senator as the head of the Heinz Kerry family.
But last we checked, he is a part of it, no?Kerry's prevarication is trivial in the context of terrorism, the war in Iraq, the economy and all the serious issues this country - and its next president - will confront.
But if voters can't trust John Kerry to play it straight on the little things, how can they trust him on the big things?
Is that perchance an SUV parked in your Nantucket driveway Senator?
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LOL! They're driving around peeking in his driveways...think of all the gas it will take to check out ALL his driveways!
Hey, careful there, Slim...I once owned three 544's (it took all three of them to make one road worthy!) 
Just a reasonable facsimile to give a hint of the life-style--altho the flag could be one of John's lib friends from the North.
The Scaramouche is a 42-foot Hinckley berthed over in Portsmouth, New Hampshire for easy access to those Atlantic Coast harbors where rich libs like Kerry and the Kennedys hang out.
Thanks ! ;^)
Oh, btw ...... here is a closeup of the plates on that SUV:
Why does the registration have "Lovey...Lovey" written on it?!You're talkin' about this guy ??? .....
I put the last 50,000 of 350,000 miles on that beast before it died. It was a funky vehicle, and tough to get parts for (in the 80's). I knew it's time was about up when the wipers died and I drove around with a t-shirt wrapped to a stick to be able to see when it rained.
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