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To: Phantom Lord
John Kerry just needs to introduce himself to the American people.

Hello America. I am John F'n Kerry. I am a complete, flip-flopping, American hating, Anti-American, Socialist loving, Communist loving, scum sucking pig of a leftist liberal who worships at the bowels of Fat Teddy Kennedy. I am worthless, humorless, ugly, a lying blowhard loudmouth gigolo who married a rich widow because I was nearly bankrupt. I tell you I will screw up everything I touch. I love the UN. I love Koffie. I love Saddam. I loved and worshiped Stalin, Hitler and ToJo. I think Lenin was a super-hero and I wish I could be just like him. I am a communist, a leftist to the third-degree. I hate religion, the military, Christians, Americans, and love the french, germans and russians. Please elect me your president, excuse me, head commissar. I will bring total ruin, despair and famine to the entire USA.

There, now you know me.

65 posted on 04/22/2004 12:23:31 PM PDT by RetiredArmy (We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American Way! Toby Keith)
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To: RetiredArmy
BRAVO......That was delightful!

It's so good I read it out loud just to savor the words!
73 posted on 04/22/2004 2:07:15 PM PDT by JulieRNR21 (One good term deserves another! Take W-04....Across America!)
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