Diaperless Babies Seen As Earth-Friendly Solution

CNSNEWS.com ^ | 4/22/04 | Marc Morano

[Bonesaw]

Diaperless babies? No thanks, babies can be disgusting enuf with diapers... i mean a diaperless baby is probably worse than a dog in the house

[T'wit]

> I hate to think what the carpet would look like!

Get a nice yellow carpet. We all SO love yellow carpets, don't we? Then invest in ten gallons of salad mustard. Pour the mustard all over the new carpet. Spread it over the carpeting and work it in carefully with a push broom. Let carpet dry (a few nights in a motel should be enough). Vacuum carpet. Voila! You're ready to bring baby home from the hospital!

[AK2KX]

"How I longed for a simple, dirt-floored, baby-friendly hut like that of a Yequana family," he wrote.

That's what the greenies want for all of us.

[Ol' Sox]

"In other news, shares of Pergo and Armstrong, makers of laminate and tile flooring went through the roof..."

[azhenfud]

"Don't they know that diabers break down (degrade) now after a very short period of time."

They're worried a soiled diaper will remain intact longer than themselves...This is too funny!

[AmericaUnited]

Next thing you know they'll claim that "human waste" is polluting the earth, and that every "earth responsible" person should shove a cork up their butt to save the environment.

[ThanhPhero]

Among the Vietnamese refugees who settled here in the 70s and 80s I noticed that infants never cried in church. In fact children never seemed to cry at all. That changed over the years as the new mommies were more Americanized. I found out why the babies did not cry when I spent the summer in Viet Nam last year. Outside of Sai Gon, at least, mother does not put her infant down, except when he is asleep. There are no diapers. Instead there are cloths which are kept handy and problems are dealt with as they occur. The child never suffers any sort of diaper rash and is nursed as soon as he begins to evince hunger. This goes on for many months and the children simply never learn to cry. It is a great way to raise a child but is not possible in this society or any other modern society except for the wealthy who are the least apt to have any patience for it. The enviros are dreaming and their dreams can come true only with the realization of their primary dream of driving all of mankind back to subsistence level.

[Arpege92]

UnFriggenBelievable!!!!!

[sgtbono2002]

So once yoiu get the kid broken to go on the newspaper you leave in the corner , what do you do with the soiled newspaper?

[wgeorge2001]

These people live in delusion and despair and are worse than amoral atheist liberals in the democrat party who are pro-baby killing. Seems they intend for the state to regulate all mankind's life on this earth.
Lord Jesus, oh Father of lights, keep us from the cruel judgment of left wing liberalism in it's destructive delusion.

[MortMan]

Parents are urged to get in tune with their infant's body signals and hold babies over toilets, buckets and shrubbery or any other convenient receptacle when nature calls

Since when is a "shrubbery" a "receptacle"?!? When the dog uses the shade of the shrubbery around my house, the remnants get scooped and tossed far away from the house and the five human noses that live there!

[Adder]

I've changed many a diaper and, until the child is older, there is no "signal" to a pee fountain in the middle of a change or a bath.
If we all lived in the bush, thats one thing. But we do not.
Not adressed at all is the fact that life expectancy in their African Eden is around 40....its pushing 80 here. Probably because we keep wastes from infecting our environment and we don't have neighbors shooting each other for going in each others bushes.

[Trailerpark Badass]

"How I longed for a simple, dirt-floored, baby-friendly hut like that of a Yequana family," he wrote.

Well, who doesn't? Although huts seem rather to reinforce the "illusion of dominion over nature." One would think that if Mother Gaia wants us to have shelter, she will provide us with a nice, stone-floored cave, or at least a ditch or gully.

[wgeorge2001]

"Next thing you know they'll claim that "human waste" is polluting the earth, and that every "earth responsible" person should shove a cork up their butt to save the environment."

Though you mean this in jest, these delusional atheist liberal communists probably use ideas like your's for their consistent attacks against mankind. These people will believe anything, near as I can tell.

[Domestic Church]

Foisting this is forced birth control on a culture(talk about a deterrent to childbearing!) No sane mother in the US would attempt this.

[plinker's2sense]

Greenies must experience the "exploding baby" to know that diaperless will never work.

[reg45]

Next, they will ask us to teach babies to use litter boxes just like kittens do!

[Huber]

The good news is that there is no way that diaperless kids will be allowed in day care. Who knows, this might lead to more stay at home moms!

[Izzy Dunne]

that every "earth responsible" person should shove a cork up their butt to save the environment.

Now THERE's a plan that could work. Everybody who feels that way should do it.

The rest of us would have a body-disposal problem, though...

[reg45]

The E-whacks (environmentalist wackos) would like it best if we had no babies at all.