My guess is this fella got K-Y Jelly in his hair. To bad he had to mess it up with the Peanut Butter. Yeah, but a typical cabin wouldn't have K-Y, would it? How about a squeeze gun thingy full of that grease you use on ball-bearings or U-joints?
My serious guess would be Prep-H, jock itch gel, or some other "embarassing condition" gel treatment. ;)
Ball-bearings... hehe.