Thanks for taking the time to read / respond to this.
1 posted on
04/21/2004 6:52:55 PM PDT by
Jaysun
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To: Jaysun
If the pix ever materialize, I'd love a ping... took me 3 days to read the entire thread and my family think I'm nuts from all the laughs.
Better yet... post the dilemma and the cure with pix to a free website and send us the link. Hey, if you could get it set up right, you could make some money off the thing after all! I dunno how this whole making money off the 'net thing works, but I hear you can make a bit of cash.
Did his hair grow back? What was his wife's reaction? Has he gone out to the cabin with you guys again? LOL
Thanks for sharing this experience with us... still hysterical 2 years later!
895 posted on
08/25/2006 4:00:46 PM PDT by
kkmo9
To: Jaysun
I've been there before. Here's what you do.
Get a four gallon aluminum stew pot. Take one whole duck and quarter it. A snifter of domestic brandy. Three 40 weight ball bearings and two gallons of prestone antifreeze. Bring the antifreeze, ball bearings and brandy to a rolling boil. Add the duck. Reduce heat to a simmer. after an hour add four whole cloves of garlic, a can of sardines in oil(not ketchup or mustard it will bind) and a rheostat from an old transistor radio. Cover with cheesecloth and let sit outside overnight. Just before dawn debone the duck and apply to the affected areas.
Works like a charm every time.
897 posted on
08/30/2006 2:17:03 AM PDT by
bad company
(When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for FReeper kanawa)
To: Jaysun
Have a dog? Let 'im lick the dude's head clean.
Once the dog has a mouthful of peanut butter, look very carefully at the look on his face. That's the same look you see on the face of yer typical Democrat.
To: Jaysun
I don't know how I missed this thread two years ago, but it's one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life!
904 posted on
08/30/2006 5:26:31 AM PDT by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: Jaysun
1) Saturate hair with urine
2) Rub in honey
3) Let bake in direct sunlight
4) Stick head in toilet
5) Flush/rinse as needed
913 posted on
09/05/2006 7:47:50 AM PDT by
varon
(Allegiance to the constitution, always. Allegiance to a political party, never.)
To: Jaysun
To: Jaysun
Thank you so much I am going to put it in favorites for when I need a serious laugh.........Have a wonderful day.
917 posted on
07/10/2007 1:28:12 PM PDT by
marmar
((Although, I may look different then you....my blood still runs....RED, WHITE, & BLUE.))
To: Jaysun
ping to self for later read.....
920 posted on
07/11/2007 11:35:32 AM PDT by
CSM
("The rioting arsonists are the same folks who scream about global warming." LibFreeOrDie 5/7/07)
To: Jaysun
Wow! What do you folks do when your hands get dirty?
923 posted on
07/11/2007 7:12:25 PM PDT by
toddlintown
(Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
To: Jaysun
924 posted on
07/11/2007 7:15:08 PM PDT by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: glide625
For reading when you get a chance. You will hurt yourself laughing.
927 posted on
09/18/2007 10:56:47 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
To: Jaysun
931 posted on
12/31/2010 11:18:09 PM PST by
Lazamataz
(If Illegal Aliens are Undocumented Workers, then Thieves are Undocumented Shoppers.)
To: Jaysun
932 posted on
12/31/2010 11:23:27 PM PST by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat Lead.)
To: DelaWhere; CottonBall; betsyross60
933 posted on
05/04/2011 5:43:05 PM PDT by
nw_arizona_granny
( garden/survival/cooking/storage- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2299939/posts?page=5555)
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