[camle]

be happy - the last time he went of the deep end, a beautiful young women drowned

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Thank you for posting this. My sides are aching.

[Iron Matron]

The real reason for Kennedy's extreme dislike of George W. Bush isn't as political as much as it is insane jealously.

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The entire dimdem party is afflicted with same, IMO!

[Agnes Heep]

When Ted was born his mother's first remark was "I need more fiber in my diet."

[Eastbound]

Sounds like something Redhat would pen. Good use of words and space, I'd say. Two thumbs up! Thanks for the laughs.

[OESY]

In other words, he sees himself – minus the beer gut, garbled pep talks, dead date, left leanings, exhausted nephews and, ultimately, occupancy of the Oval Office.

LOL! But, don't forget the classic Ted Kennedy Delusional Rant:

"There was no imminent threat. This was made up in Texas, announced in January to the Republican leadership that war was going to take place and was going to be good politically. This whole thing was a fraud."
-- Sen. Edward Kennedy, Gaffe Chairperson of the Kerry Campaign, demonstrating why President Bush's
"charm offensive" to unite Washington and reach out to Democrats didn't work, Sept. 18, 2003.

[facedown]

Fun post, LOL!

[SkyPilot]

His pen reminded me of that old recording Rush Limbaugh used to play of Ted Kennedy running for re-election in Mass---and giving a drunken campaign speech in Boston:

"Now, I need yuur elp tuuuhh aarrr weaelect old Kennedy to the Sssenate!
Den commah gess, dis dat annahgra brothamelowing hurammahhhh....anganow heerayah!"

[cricket]

LOL Kudos to Doug Powers. . .surely a must share/read. . .

". . .a series of verbal endorsements that could gain more steam if Ted didn't always sound like Boris Yeltsin trying to recite the alphabet backward."

. . .just for starters :^)

[mel]

I recall Rush playing a audio tape of Kennedy talking and how he mumbled so badly no one knew what on earth Kennedy was talking about. That was funny. Gee, that about the dog named Splash is pretty bizarre and then talking about Kerrey saving a drowning boy is just too wild.

[military cop]

This is the absolute funniest thing I've read all day.

[RobFromGa]

My favorite part:
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Trying to figure out what Kennedy is saying at a campaign rally often makes me appreciative of the skills of Timmy from "Lassie."

"Ahnd ahftah muthna hahve olll crompushnin Johhhnn..."

"What is it, boy? Kerry needs our vote?"

"Nithmish nahd caheforea jah Kreee!"

"Bush must not be re-elected or there will be global Armageddon? Good boy!"

In addition to the occasionally comical slurry harangues, Ted can be absolutely shameless. When Kennedy is endorsing Kerry, he isn't even shy about touting the fact that Kerry once saved somebody from drowning...

CLASSIC!

[BattleFlag]

"Bush was serving domestically and Kennedy was dripping wet in a Martha's Vineyard bait shop, desperately rummaging through tackle boxes to figure out which spinner would work the best to hook an Oldsmobile."

LOL!

I had to check the byline to see if Ann Coulter was the author.

[GoLightly]

If W gets re-elected, expect the old pig to lead the charge in getting him impeached. He's been slobbering & drooling about it in every speech I've been able to stomach listening to.

[ride the whirlwind]

Late bttt