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Mahatma Gandhi revisited
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Posted on 04/16/2004 10:41:44 AM PDT by BJClinton

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

He also ate very little, which made him frail.

With his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath.

This made him ....


Wait for it...


...


A super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: barefoot; beef; expialidocious; gandhi; mahatma; mahatmagandhi; mmmhamburgers; pacifist; supercalifragilistic
Relax, it's Friday!
1 posted on 04/16/2004 10:41:45 AM PDT by BJClinton
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To: BJClinton
Ok, but he really wasn't a mystic. He was a member of the London bar and a skillful practicing politician.
2 posted on 04/16/2004 10:57:06 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Uday and Qusay are ead-day)
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To: BJClinton
If I walk around my yard barefoot in BVD's will I be a holy man too?
3 posted on 04/16/2004 10:58:27 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (From each according to his inability, to each according to his misdeeds - DNC Motto)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Party. Pooper.
4 posted on 04/16/2004 10:59:12 AM PDT by BJClinton (This is how one should do a sarcasm tag: </sarcasm>)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
...will I be a holy man too?

I suppose to some extent that would depend on the condition of your BVDs.
5 posted on 04/16/2004 11:00:23 AM PDT by BJClinton (This is how one should do a sarcasm tag: </sarcasm>)
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To: BJClinton

6 posted on 04/16/2004 11:04:22 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (From each according to his inability, to each according to his misdeeds - DNC Motto)
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