Skinhead leader E. Rohm could not be reached for comment.
Posted on 04/14/2004 6:51:49 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Raccoons released by Hermann Goering in Germany in 1934 to "enrich the Reich's fauna" are threatening to succeed where their Nazi benefactors failed by conquering Europe.
They have become so successful that German authorities revealed this week that raccoon numbers are now at record levels - with more than a million in Germany alone.
In neighbouring Austria the first raccoons have also been spotted and info leaflets have been dispatched warning people against feeding or encouraging the North American natives.
Plans are being discussed to employ "raccoon hunters" to try and reduce the scale of the problem and put a bounty on raccoon pelts.
The first pair of raccoons were released at Kassel, in the wooded hill country north of Frankfurt, where there are now 100 raccoons per square kilometre - the same density as North America.
Residential homes in Kassel resemble fortresses with mesh wire covering all openings and spikes defending drainpipes and gutters. Rubbish bins are secured with bungee cords or padlocks.
Kassel has hired an animal control officer whose sole duty is to patrol the streets in search of raccoons and answer residents' appeals for help.
The city has even paid zoologists from a nearby university to tag and study raccoons in a bid to determine the scope of the problem.
"Kassel is definitely the raccoon capital of Europe," says Ulf Hohmann, head of the raccoon study project. "I'd say 50% of the residents here have had close encounters with raccoons, some of them on a repeated or even regular basis.
"Our job is to educate the public about these marvellous animals as we study their true impact on the European environment."
Great. They're going to have a big rally in Nuremberg, filmed by Leni Riefenstahl.
Skinhead leader E. Rohm could not be reached for comment.
Does this supposed "density" seem a tad high to anyone? I'm in an area that transitions from Suburban to rural which would be considered PRIME territory for the critters and there is no way we have 100 per square Km....maybe 50 but not 100. Of course, I'm NOT the guy from the Audobon society or Fish and Game but I have 7 acres bordering a refuge (about another 1k acres) and I've only seen three to five breeding pairs in the close vicinity (None expressing any National Socialistic tendencies or any other political affiliation).
I've always liked the little troublemakers even when they get playful with the garbage. The Coyotes on the other hand.......
The following recently-declassified documents show that America is ready for this threat:
I don't know, but the French connection should be investigated.
It would have happened, too - if they had decided to knock over the Soviets' garbage cans 3 months earlier to avoid the deadly Russian winter...
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