Slogans for Left-Wing Radio

Crosswalk.com ^ | 4/9/04 | Tom Perrault

[Nasty McPhilthy]

Slogans for Left-Wing Radio

The left-wing is taking another stab at radio, this time with even bigger bucks, bigger names, and bigger expectations. Alleged comedian and confirmed political flame-thrower Al Franken took his new syndicated show, The O'Franken Factor, to the airwaves last week in several markets. The mainstream press has given more coverage in one week to Left Radio than all the ink and microphone exposure Rush Limbaugh received in his initial decade combined.

But Franken, Garafalo and their liberal endeavor still need help. That's why I'm here.

As a free public service, I've come up with some catchy slogans for the fledgling enterprise to employ on the air. Enjoy...

Left Radio -- It's better to be in the wrong than on the right!

Rush Limbaugh is a big, fat idiot, and other meaningful, thought-provoking discussions.

Radio Lib -- You thought you could hide this 'radio' thing from us forever, huh?

Liberal Radio -- It's not what you know, it's what you can say about other people.

Left Radio: If you don't like the message, we'll get a court somewhere to make you listen.

It's like NPR with more commercials.

Left Radio -- Everyone else is a liar.

Saving radio from mindless blowhards with nothing of substance to say by bringing out-of-work, liberal comedians to the airwaves.

Liberal Radio -- Soon to be taxpayer-supported!

Don't confuse me with stuff like facts...Left Radio.

Have we mentioned Rush Limbaugh is a tubby, drug-addicted liar? No, really.

Left Wing Radio. If this doesn't work, we're trying the wireless telegraph next!

Meet our new Director of Public Policy...Howard Stern.

[South40]

Err-America---We're Left---Not Right!

[Levante]

"The left-wing is taking another stab at radio, this time with even bigger bucks, bigger names, and bigger expectations"

And, hopefully, it will be an even BIGGER flop...

[Kirkwood]

I can't top that.

[Sauce]

Are they on the air here in L.A.? Can't seem to find them.

[hawkeye101]

"Bumper music from Joan Baez, and Peter, Paul and Mary!"

[E=MC²]

• Left Radio: can you hear me now?
• Air America: now that's true air pollution.
• Al Franken: talent on loan from Gollum.
• Garafalo: talent on loan from al franken.
• Left Radio: because we are not right.
• Left Radio: a no-brainer.

[roadcat]

Some slogans for liberal radio:

"Listen to us, be left out!"
"Liberal thinking, liberal talk, and liberal with the truth!"
"Listen to us be glib, be lib, and fib!"
"Liberal talk radio - rarely balanced"
"Liberal radio - liberating America from Americans!"

[cyborg]

Err America... radio's answer to nytol

[little jeremiah]

Hot-Air America. What's Left(over) after the Right has its say.

[little jeremiah]

LOL!!!

"Al Franken: talent on loan from Gollum.
Garafalo: talent on loan from al franken."

What an insult to Gollum!

[chance33_98]

Left Radio: Masturbation for the mind

Air America: Your Terrorist loving airline

Liberal Radio: Capitalism Sucks, advertise with us!

Al Franken: I have Rush Limbaugh Envy

Garafalo: Al's big fat idiot.

[kellynla]

Stalin would be proud!
His "Useful Idiots" have their own radio network to broadcast to the world their ignorance.

[Captainpaintball]

1. Air Amerika--We're wrong...So you don't have to be!

2. Air Amerika--Sutting down minority radio stations in over 4 cities!

3. Air Amerika--We're 90% wrong...and 90% white

[Political Junkie Too]

Air America: Usurping all the small minority-voice stations and turning them into one liberal voice.

-PJ

[Captainpaintball]

Sutting=Shutting

[chance33_98]

Left Wing Radio - If we made sense, we'd be right wing.

Liberal Radio - Sponsored by Planned Murderhood and the Association of people against the death penalty. Also sponsored by the Gay, Lesbian, Bi-sexual, Transgendered, no gendered, animal gendered, anything but straight club of California day cares and Elementary schools.

[SCHROLL]

Err America-We report, you get hives

[Grim]

1. Air Amerika--We're wrong...So you don't have to be!

Hilarous!

How 'bout ... "Listen to Err America...it beats working."

[GeronL]

LeftWing Radio: We're whipping the bunny on a daily basis