Posted on 04/07/2004 9:22:01 PM PDT by PatriotEdition
Source: http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=3513 Are you Hillary's worst nightmare -- a member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy? Find out just how right wing you really are by taking this quick test: 2. When shopping, I am most likely to make an impulse buy of: 3. Fill in the blank: The government that governs ___________ governs best. 4. Who was the best President of the last 30 years? 5. Which nations should have nukes? 6. Who should own guns in America? 7. Fill in the blank: Taxes should be ___. 8. Before America takes any more military action in the war on terror, we should: 9. The military budget should be:
1. The person best qualified to choose my doctor, my child's teacher, what to eat, and whether I should smoke is:
A. Hillary.
B. Hillary's village.
C. Me.
A. A John Kerry plush toy.
B. A $55 Hillary Clinton T-shirt by Marc Jacobs.
C. An Ann Coulter action figure.
A. Everything.
B. With the most compassion.
C. Least.
A. The Man from Hope.
B. Hmm, I can't decide between Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford.
C. Reagan for Rushmore!
A. None. You can't hug with nuclear arms.
B. The UN should decide.
C. The U.S. and its allies.
A. Good heavens, no one should. Guns kill.
B. Only the governing authorities, since they know what's best for us.
C. Any red-meat-eating, law-abiding citizen who chooses to do so.
A. High. Don't you have any compassion for the poor?
B. Cut, but not for the rich.
C. Low. A worker has a right to enjoy the fruits of his labors.
A. Make sure it's okay with the UN.
B. Try to understand what we have done to make the poor terrorists hate us.
C. Develop even more sophisticated and deadly weapons.
A. Cut. Let the military hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.
B. Submitted to the UN for approval.
C. As high as it needs to be to repel threats to our nation.
10. What makes you angry?
A. People who would rather buy an SUV than a VW bug.
B. The fact that the world is not ordered the way Hillary and the Harvard University faculty think it should be ordered.
C. People who don't work, but live off the taxpayers.
11. Which phrase best describes your beliefs?
A. Al Gore was a brilliant policy genius (and really funny on "Saturday Night Live").
B. Lying under oath about sex doesn't matter.
C. Individual freedom and personal responsibility pave the road to success.
12. Who gave you your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?
A. The ACLU.
B. The Supreme Court.
C. The Creator.
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Or is that the "Log Cabin Republican" handshake?...
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