FReeper Canteen ~ Canteen Sports Corner ~ April 8 2004

MoJo2001 and FRiends of the Canteen

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~ Sports Review ~

1. NCAA Basketball
2. NHL
3. MLB
4. Nascar
5. PGA
6. NBA
7. Hot Movies
8. Sports Humor
9. Links
10. Just Surfing The Web

NCAA Basketball
UCONN SWEEPS NATIONAL TITLE!


 

Pictures from CNNSI.com

NHL .com

	AHL Update: San Antonio's Brent Cullaton is in the swing of things. ...more
	Ready to go: John Muckler says the Sens are up to the challenge. ...more
	Wigge: Pavel Datsyuk is happy to let his skills do the talking. ...more
	Libero: The Preds shouldn't be satisfied with just a postseason berth. ...more
	East Notes: The East matchups have it all: skill, passion and smarts. ...more

 

MLB.com
Opening Week
 

• Twins' Mauer needs knee surgery

• PETCO Park worth the wait

• Texas finally breaks Zito's spell

• One for all and all for Oz

• A-Rod mania about to hit fever pitch

• Reds notes: Junior gets OK to play

• Mets notes: Erickson set for comeback

• Young suffers fractured fibula

NASCAR

Nascar.com

BUSCH  

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PGA.com

 

The Masters

Masters sudden-death playoff to start at 18th hole
Els aims for career grand slam starting in Augusta
Confident Mickelson plots an 'ordinary' triumph
Could an Aussie finally win at Augusta National?
Woods facing high standard | Feeling confident
Burk hires lawyer to pursue members' companies
Palmer determined to make cut | 'Slow the ball'
Clown prince Daly to replace king as people's champ
 

 

from CNNSI.com & PGA.com

NBA
 

Stern: Jordan will become an NBA owner
 

Kidd, Martin to rejoin Nets' starting lineup
 

Bucks' Ford to miss rest of season, playoffs
 

Kings face make-or-break schedule this week
 

Jazz have four games to clinch playoff spot
 

Seattle signs Leon Smith to 8-day contract
 

Parker won't play for France in '05 Euro Qualifying
 

Grizzlies' Posey fined $7,500 for kicking ball
 

Blazers beat Lakers to stay in playoff picture
 

Cavs' playoff hopes take hit in loss to Raptors
 

Bryant says he wants trial as soon as possible
 

More news

from CNNSI.com
 

 

What's Hot This Week?

Movies
from Imdb.com

 

	Hellboy
	Walking Tall
	Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
	Home on the Range
	The Passion of the Christ
	more

Music
 

Billboard Chart Top 30 Song Lyrics

1. Usher - Yeah (feat. Lil' Jon, Ludacris)
2. Chingy - One Call Away
3. J-Kwon - Tipsy
4. Clay Aiken Solitaire NEW LYRICS
5. Cassidy Featuring R. Kelly - Hotel
6. Jay-Z - Dirt Off Your Shoulder
7. Ludacris - Splash Waterfalls
8. Evanescence - My Immortal
9. Mario Winans - I Don't Wanna Know
10. Maroon5 - This Love
11. Britney Spears - Toxic
12. Twista Feat. Kanye West & Jamie Foxx - Slow Jamz
13. OutKast Feat. Sleepy Brown - The Way You Move
14. Sheryl Crow - The First Cut Is The Deepest
15. Usher - Burn
16. Jessica Simpson - With You
17. G-Unit Featuring Joe - Wanna Get To Know You
18. Ruben Studdard - Sorry 2004
19. Linkin Park - Numb
20. Sean Paul Featuring Sasha - I'm Still In Love With You
21. Alicia Keys - If I Ain't Got You
22. OutKast - Hey Ya
23. Nickelback - Someday
24. Ying Yang Twins Featuring Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz - Salt Shaker
25. Petey Pablo - Freek-A-Leek
26. Eamon - Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)
27. D-12 - My Band
28. Beyonce - Me, Myself And I
29. 3 Doors Down - Here Without You
30. T.I. - Rubber Band Man

from Billboard.com
&
Anysonglyrics.com
 

Sports Humor

10 Reasons Not To Jog

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is.

2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

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Dumb Jocks

he basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department."
      
      "Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look."
      
      He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered.
      
      Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath.
      
      "You're not there, sir," he reported.
      
      "Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the President, scratching his head. "I would have phoned."

Links

Just Surfing The Web
(Let us know if you have any cool places you like to surf!!

1. Wanna fun place to allow your kids to play online:

Check out these cool websites:

www.nickjr.com
www.nickelodeon.com
www.neopets.com
www.cartoonnetwork.com
 
2. Are you a single military person or know of one? Would you like to find a pen pal to write to that is currently serving. Check out this website www.usmilitarysingles.com .

They are very careful about who they let on. Very cool site!

3.  Like Microsoft Office, but don't have a million dollars to pay for everything they offer? Go to this site to get OpenOffice. The greatest thing about this program? It's free!
 

[StarCMC]

Hey ya'll!! It's been a great one -- but I gotta get some snoozing done!! I'll see ya'll in a few hours!! HUGS all around!!

[Defender2]

Enjoy some Good Rest.


:-)


D2

[Soaring Feather]

Good night Star, you have had a wonderful day!!

[amom]

Two of my favorite men on the same thread at the same time. Life is good!

[Defender2]

:-)


Hugs!!!!:-)



:-) D2 :-)

[Kathy in Alaska]

Yippee!! Tomorrow is Coast Guard Day!! Uniform pressed? Shoes shined? Beard trimmed?
Kitties prepared to be alone all day?

Thanks for helping the Coast Guard keep our borders and waterways safe. *HUG*

[Kathy in Alaska]

D2, good evening to you! ((HUGS)) How are you? After you finally got your weekend off, are you back to working every day? And thank you for your service to this great country of ours.

[Defender2]

Been back to work since early Monday Morning!:-) Enjoyed some relaxation at home over the weekend. Looking forward to being home this weekend. At work been working hard keeping 'em Flying and They Definitely is a Flying!!!!:-)


Hugs and Very Best FReegards, Defender2 D2


:-) D2 :-)

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thank you, Star, for all you do to help make the Canteen a safe
and fun haven for our troops.

[amom]

Ohhhh..and a hug bac'at'cha!

So good to 'see' you around.

Been a long few days over 'there'.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Click Here

[Defender2]

Glad to be back home again. But as always, I'm ready to go dump some more pig fat on more of our enemies!!!!:-)


D2

:-)

[SevenofNine]

HA HA there is report off Tass news wire that KGB busted Chechen ring connect to AL Quada network ALRIGHT rack KGB

ALso report from BBC wire reporitng more heavy fire and more arrest connect to latest smackdown on Fallijah Iraq now spread to Sunni Tribes according to witnesses

I just got online I check out what happen NOWWWW

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good evening, amom!

[SevenofNine]

Breaking news off Israel National news report that IDF busted MORE 27 Hamas and Islamic jihad members in raid just now in Gaza

[Kathy in Alaska]

OH MY GAWD!! Gramma, that poor gazelle (or whatever). THUD!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Liked that, didja? Save it, trust me, it's the sorta thing you'll play over and over and over...

[Fawnn]

For some strange reason, I have a headache now. ;)

[Brad’s Gramma]

Gee, gosh. I wonder why.

[Fawnn]

Probably from the flashbacks about the last time I went jogging. ;)