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Vanity | hilaryrhymeswithrich

[hilaryrhymeswithrich]

LOL! I think those will fit on the back!

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Hey Senator Kennedy
Mary jo
Wants a word with you !

Piss a Liberal off
Buy a gun

Liberals
Satans punishment
for having
Morality

Kerry Kennedy Killers

A.C.L.U.
Anti Christian Liberal Union

[witnesstothefall]

Moore is less.

Subvert subversives: Vote Nader

Al Franken: Has Been that Never Was

Bush/Ashcroft 2008!

[Quix]

GREAT ONE!

SHRILLERY
HAPPENS!

[Quix]

VERY CLEVER!

THANKS.

[Nateman]

  1.Picture Clinton as a king sitting on the throne ( A fancy toilet with the constitution for toilet paper. His pants are down revealing underwear with hearts printed all over them. Standing behind him dressed as the wicked witch of the East is Hillary with a flying monkey on her shoulder (with Carvilles face ) Assembled in front are a bunch of the RAT senators dressed up as princes with cockroach bodies who pardoned him, and a grinning Chinese general with money popping out of his pockets holding onto US missiles. Laying prostrate on the ground is a raped looking version of lady justice with the scales scattered about on the ground. In the foreground are three more flying monkeys but in the hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil mode, who are of course Rather , Broka, and Jennings. A few graves are spread around , Vince Foster, Ron Brown, Jerry Parks, and Jim McDougal. The Shirt says "DemocRAT rule of law"( Top.) When the RATS rule, the law only applies to YOU!. (Bottom)

2. Bill and Hillary with the word " impeached" stamped across their faces. On top it says "Stop the spin". On the bottom it says "Flush again!"

[hilaryrhymeswithrich]

Goodness........you've given this some thought! I love it!!

[Quix]

THANKS.

If you actually use one, please let me know!!!

[ladyinred]

Commit Hari-Kerry !!!!!!!!

ROTFL!

[ladyinred]

Oh fantastic! Love that one!

[yevgenie]

Vote straight Democrat, we just absolutely NEED another Jackass in Congress (or Washington).

[Nateman]

It was something I was considering on making for my web site under the shadow of the Clinton years. I did however make this vulgar, crude and tasteless parody.

[Terry Mross]

As Cartman says, "Why do poor people always live in clusters?"

[B4Ranch]

Front:
There is always one more SOB than you counted on.
Back
I'm the one you didn't count on.

[mass55th]

"t-shits"

Gee, do you know where I can get one of those?

[null and void]

Let's just say I married an a** man.

I found out I'm one of them too!

I wuz eyein' this chick and she, like, noticed.

She came over to me and said you're an a$$, man.

That's how I found out...

[freemama]

That one is good, but I prefer the "John Kerry Waffle House" shirt myself. (For those who haven't seen it, it shows Kerry as a cook flipping waffles and says something like 'serving waffles since 1984' because of all the positions changes he has made.)

[torchthemummy]

I have a conservative punk friend that had a sign beside his door to his apartment that said "Hippies, Use Side Door!" The arrow below pointed right to a solid brick wall.

This could work on a t-shirt if you stand on a street where the arrow points to a solid wall (or have a graphic that illustrates the hippie, the sign, the wall.)

Either way, it was hilarious.

[torchthemummy]

I swear I am the "black widow" of threads. I guess somebody has to have the role.

[Tactical]

OK...was on a bumper sticker....

"Jesus love you...everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole."