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Jamie Oliver burns "manhood" while cooking roast
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| 4/6/04
Posted on 04/06/2004 6:12:06 AM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar
| Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast |
Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal for his wife - naked.
He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in agony when he got too close to the oven.
Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in the kitchen and burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening - and my night."
He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate incident happened.
He later treated Jools to a Paris break to make up for their ruined Valentine's dinner, says The Sun.
The father of two has also revealed he does all the cooking at home but has hired a cleaner because he can't bear tidying up.
"Jools is obsessed with cleaning but I'm very bad at it. As soon as we could afford it, we hired a maid. It's our only luxury and I love it. I even leave the towels on the floor when I've been in the bathroom."
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: jamieoliver; littlesmokies; ouch
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Stupid pet tricks.
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Stupid PR tricks.
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posted on
04/06/2004 6:14:32 AM PDT
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posted on
04/06/2004 6:15:47 AM PDT
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(If Woody had gone straight to the police, this would never have happened!)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
I wonder if this will make it to an "outtakes" edition on the Food Channel?
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posted on
04/06/2004 6:16:00 AM PDT
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ABG(anybody but Gore)
(Wolfgang Puck does not belong on Iron Chef America, no matter how funny his accent is.)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal for his wife - naked. Naked Chef hosts "weenie roast".
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jd/ISHP
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal for his wife - naked. He stripped off to treat wife Jools He burnt his jewels for Jools.
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posted on
04/06/2004 6:20:36 AM PDT
by
Born Conservative
(It really sucks when your 15 minutes of fame comes AFTER you're gone...)
To: ABG(anybody but Gore)
..make it to an "outtakes" edition on the Food Channel?LOL!..interesting "a Roast"...w/ "lit-el black patches" :)
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posted on
04/06/2004 6:21:15 AM PDT
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04/06/2004 6:22:09 AM PDT
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Ping!
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posted on
04/06/2004 6:26:11 AM PDT
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ABG(anybody but Gore)
(Wolfgang Puck does not belong on Iron Chef America, no matter how funny his accent is.)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Improper use of a meat thermometer may cause personal injury.
To: 11th Earl of Mar
he's married? he has kids? I thought he was a complete flake!
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posted on
04/06/2004 6:28:33 AM PDT
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SunnyUsa
To: Fierce Allegiance; Rebelbase
Another reason to BBQ!
To: 11th Earl of Mar
while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal for his wife - naked.I'll bet he doesn't do that again.
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posted on
04/06/2004 6:32:40 AM PDT
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b4its2late
(I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
what was going to be dessert? *american pie*, if you get my thrust.....
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posted on
04/06/2004 6:33:39 AM PDT
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isom35
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Not the old, "I burnt my penis" excuse for not having sex. He needs more original material.
To: 11th Earl of Mar
No big deal. His wife probably didn't like white sausage anyway.
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posted on
04/06/2004 6:36:47 AM PDT
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Alberta's Child
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Jamie Oliver burns "manhood" while cooking roast The other white meat?
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