DFU SONG: We Are the Champions (you are a real Dick Clarke)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Meadow/1175/midis.html

MIDI - WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

You are nuts...yes, it's true
For your big book deal...you had to come through
It's evident...for RATS you whore
You tried to hide the fact that you're in bed with Gore

Shameless, shameless, lying scum

You are a real Dick Clarke
A cockroach who's come out of the dark
You are a Dick Clarke...you are a Dick Clarke
There's no promotion so being a Dick Clarke...was your plan

Incompetence...no advance
You threw a tantrum...and pulled down your pants
You held your breath...what more to do
Though we're at war, your country you would gladly screw

Shameless, shameless, lying scum

You are a real Dick Clarke
A cockroach who's come out of the dark
You are a Dick Clarke...you are a Dick Clarke
There's no promotion so being a Dick Clarke...was your plan

[harpu]

Ah yes...the 'dfu' of old.

[doug from upland]

What, have I been disappointing you lately?

[freedomson]

Okay, you've typed some words that rhyme. Rhyming equates with being clever and is therefore funny.

Now, the next step is to start bumping your own thread over and over.

Hey everybody look at me! LOOK AT ME!!!
I can type!

Repeat process at least twice a day.

[johnny7]

Heh... heh. Queen suits the Ducati-riding, windsurfing, bot-ox oozing, revenue-sucking, Swiss-educated gigolo who 'summers' at Nantucket. Gads... his 40 ft cabin-cruiser is named the Scaramouch!

[doug from upland]

COMPUTER GENERATED RESPONSE

This is an automated response from Doug from Upland's computer. Very often DFU receives a hostile email on one of his internet accounts or a response on FreeRepublic from a major league Clymer. Typically, the hostile message comes from a really wretched creature on the political left. Occasionally, an ***hole who is supposed to be on the same side finds it necessary to launch a personal attack. Such an attack makes that person look jealous, shallow, and foolish. So, whether you are someone on the political left or someone who is supposed to be on the same side, DFU wants you to have a nice day and hopes you will acquire to ability to remove your head from a place that never receives the benefit of sunshine.

[dutchess]

Hey freedomson...there are many of us who LOVE Doug's parodies...and appreciate the bumps and pings. With all the insanity that has been going on since the Clinton years it's fun to be able to watch Doug expose some of the wretched cast of characters in a way only he can. If you don't like them...don't read them...that being said......HAVE A GOOD DAY :o)

[dutchess]

Hi Doug....you always seem to pick some of my favorite songs. Another great one friend!

[Mudboy Slim]

What's wrong with you today?

SHEEESH...MUD

BTW...good job, dfu.

[doug from upland]

Unfortunately, we keep dating ourselves with these '60s songs.

[doug from upland]

Thanks, Mud.

[harpu]

No, 'dfu', you've ALWAYS been one of my heroes here on the forum.

[StarFan]

Okay, you've typed some words that rhyme

Do you truly believe that's all it is -- a poem? Please do not diminish dfu's talent until you try it yourself. Only then might you see how truly difficult it is to put current events into song. I smell a bit of envy here.