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LAUGH BREAK Kerry vows to name salmon czar (no, it's not a joke)
The Idaho Statesman ^ | Edition Date: 02-22-2004 | Rocky Barker

Posted on 03/31/2004 3:28:21 AM PST by Liz

Edited on 05/07/2004 6:21:45 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Sen. John Kerry would appoint a salmon czar who would answer directly to him and his vice president if he

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Politics/Elections; US: Idaho; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: 2004; czalmonczar; damremoval; environment; kerry; salmon; snakeriver; water
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To: Liz
Not funny to those in the Klamath Basin of California and Oregon. Eco-fraud Fish Rights groups long to destroy agriculture in the basin to protect the endangered salmon.
81 posted on 03/31/2004 9:03:29 AM PST by InABunkerUnderSF (SOSS Alert!!!)
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To: xsmommy
Oh not SWORDfish...toooo dangerous. The French don't like violence!
82 posted on 03/31/2004 9:21:23 AM PST by Fracas
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To: Samwise; Fracas
I want a Dust Bunny Czar. Those things are out of control!

Hey, we got priorities here. First, tell us just how Dust Bunnies compromise the eco-system. Then, and only then, we might consider it.

83 posted on 03/31/2004 9:22:27 AM PST by Liz
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To: InABunkerUnderSF
Who knew? Most people think salmon comes out of a tank, from a farm.
84 posted on 03/31/2004 9:24:16 AM PST by Liz
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To: Michael_S
Kerry gets ready to name a salmon tsar.

" Why is this guy Mike calling me a moron? Huh? "

85 posted on 03/31/2004 9:27:51 AM PST by Liz
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To: Charles Henrickson

"Watch me pull a salmon out of my @$$..."

"A-gain?!"

"Nuthin' up my sleeves ..... presto!"

86 posted on 03/31/2004 11:13:05 AM PST by mikrofon (JF'nK == Bores Badenuff)
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To: Dustbunny; Samwise; Liz
I want a Dust Bunny Czar.

Dustbunny, this sounds like your kind of job.

87 posted on 03/31/2004 11:17:42 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: GraceCoolidge
I wouild have thought he would be for getting the "L" out of salmon, since noone is supposed to pronounce it.
88 posted on 03/31/2004 11:34:08 AM PST by rock58seg (Character and integrity do count. BUSH/CHENEY 04)
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To: Constitution Day
Any trial lawyer for sharks, but, what about suckers?
89 posted on 03/31/2004 11:38:53 AM PST by rock58seg (Character and integrity do count. BUSH/CHENEY 04)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Mountain oysters are very tasty, Branding time delicacy I miss since real roundups are not done anymore.
90 posted on 03/31/2004 11:41:46 AM PST by rock58seg (Character and integrity do count. BUSH/CHENEY 04)
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To: Liz
Here is the Frontrunner for the Salmon Czar position..

If this falls through.... he thinks he could also pass as a Parrot Czar.

91 posted on 03/31/2004 11:50:56 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Could also pass as Kerry's Dumbocrat Idiots Czar.
92 posted on 03/31/2004 12:19:22 PM PST by Liz
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To: mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
"Oh no, Dean's not doing that @** trick again?"

" No wonder he lost and I won."

93 posted on 03/31/2004 12:27:46 PM PST by Liz
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