[tomkow6]

 

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE:

Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best.
 
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance.
 
The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength---none in the forest dared to challenge him.
 
The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature.

As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all:

hawk, lion and stinker!

[Fawnn]

My mom found this report about you:

Tomkow6 left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend playing golf with the boys, going to Cubs games, partying with the guys, and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, tomkow6 was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade for his actions.

Finally tomkow6’s wife stopped the nagging and simply asked him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which the tomkow6 replied: "That would be fine with me!"

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday went by and he didn't see his wife.

Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Finally on Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye....

[beachn4fun]

ha....ha.....what a yoke! Good morning Tomkow. How are ya?