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Today's FEEBLE
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YOKE:
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best.
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance.
The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength---none in the forest dared to challenge him.
The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature.
As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all:
hawk, lion and stinker!
62 posted on
03/24/2004 4:36:06 AM PST by
tomkow6
(get in step with TomKow6 for prezident!..get in step with TomKow6 for prezident!..get in step with T)
To: tomkow6
My mom found this report about you:
Tomkow6 left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend playing golf with the boys, going to Cubs games, partying with the guys, and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, tomkow6 was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade for his actions.
Finally tomkow6s wife stopped the nagging and simply asked him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which the tomkow6 replied: "That would be fine with me!"
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Finally on Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye....
106 posted on
03/24/2004 6:55:50 AM PST by
Fawnn
(Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)
To: tomkow6
ha....ha.....what a yoke!
Good morning Tomkow. How are ya?
223 posted on
03/24/2004 9:25:52 AM PST by
beachn4fun
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