I must have misfiled the memo outlining that...
Since I'm the "homemaker" around here ( while my wife works 2 jobs in "the New E-conomy" ) a running joke between us is how much she's going to dock my pay ( zero from zero equally zero, of course ) for not having Sparkling Whites in the wash, keeping her ice water refilled, etc.
Naturally, I keep an imaginary Book of Demerits where I log all of her infractions, like leaving post-it notes in her pants pockets where they inevitably get forgotten and turned into inky mush by the washing machine.
I'll have to recheck that Circular File by the kitchen door...