Florida police say 5-year-old had marijuana at school, sprinkled it on lasagna

Associated Press ^ | 3-23-04

[Oldeconomybuyer]

MIAMI (AP) -- A 5-year-old boy took a bag of marijuana to school and was sprinkling it over a friend's lasagna like oregano when a monitor intervened, police said.

The lasagna was confiscated before the other boy had a chance to eat it Monday in the cafeteria at Gratigny Elementary School.

[AppyPappy]

Crack looks nothing like flour.

[codyjacksmom]

Dak...is this an old story from when you were a kindergartner???

[jtminton]

Indianapolis police said Tuesday they were still seeking the boy's parents, Kenneth Lee Green, 24, and Andrea D. Jackson, 23

Where's the boy staying if his parents are gone? It sure does say something about them that they would run away and strand their kid(s).

[Dallas59]

Parents these days...you can't trust em...

[Blood of Tyrants]

But oregano DOES smell similar to marijuana when burned. We used to burn oregano in the bathrooms in high school just to freak out the teachers;^)

[Husker24]

Why would you bring flour to show and tell anyway?

[CommandoFrank]

Is this perhaps the latest diet???

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Why would you bring flour to show and tell anyway?

'Cause your mommy told you it was worth $10,000?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

A 5-year-old boy took a bag of marijuana to school and was sprinkling it over a friend's lasagna like oregano when a monitor intervened, police said.

No wonder his mother's brownies sell for $5/piece at the bake sale.

[Uncle Miltie]

I ate a handful of MaryJane in the middle hills of the Himalayas where it grows as a weed into hedgerows. Nothing happened, other than an upset stomach. You have to heat it beyond 400 degrees, which is why smoking and brownies work. Lasagne is unlikely to be hot enough from the chafing dishes to cause any effect.

[Freedom2specul8]

"...although he tried to hide the bag when the monitor approached...."

Geeze....he's been trained well.

[FoxInSocks]

sprinkling it over a friend's lasagna like oregano

Just like grandma used to make it.

[NautiNurse]

His parent prolly keep the stuff in plain site at the bedside. Bet the parents chuckle when they call it "oregano" around little Johnny.

[Eva]

When my son was in grade school, there were kids in his class who brought bags of marijuana to school to deliver to other students to take home to their parents. The children were quite open about it. One of the boys could be seen making deliveries on his bike after school as well. He always had his little sister in tow, as well.

[Fast Ed97]

GANJA LASAGNA
www.ganjaland.com

Ingredients Needed:

375 (1pkg) Oven Ready Lasagna
680ml Spaghetti Sauce
250ml (1 cup) water
450g (1lb) ground beef (substitute) 1 tbsp dried grated Ganja buds
185ml (3/4 cup) Parmesan cheese,
450g (1 lb) Ricotta cottage cheese
225g (1/2 lb) Mozzarella , grated Salt, Pepper to taste
1 egg beaten
2 cups Spinach
A dash of Nutmeg

Directions:

Preheat oven to 200 C (375 F). In a saucepan brown ground beef. Drain fat, add spaghetti sauce and 250 ml water, bring to a boil. In a large bowl mix together ricotta cheese, beaten egg, mozzarella cheese, 60ml parmesan cheese, spinach, finely grated ganja, and nutmeg. Add salt and pepper if desired.

To Assemble:

Spread a layer of hot spaghetti sauce mixture in bottom of 4 L (13" x 9" x 2") pan. Layer lasagna, ½ cheese mixture, 1/3 sauce mixture, lasagna, remaining sauce mixture. Top with parmesan cheese. Bake at 200 C (375 F) covered with aluminum foil for 40 minutes. Remove foil and bake for 15 more minutes. IMPORTANT, let stand for 5 to 10 minutes before cutting. Serves 6-8.

Tastes Great, works with hash or leaves also.

Eat only one piece per hour!

[P.O.E.]

Mariwagna?

[whattajoke]

Agreed. Eating plain old marijuana has no effect other than nausea. And that's on adults... a 5 year old kid? Probably would need his stomach pumped depending on the amount sprinkled.

Can't imagine this kids mom was too happy with his wastefulness.

[sharktrager]

In the past day the value of the crack that kid had has gone from $4,000 to $7,000 to $10,000.

Remind me to buy some coca futures.

[Chu Gary]

"You have to heat it beyond 400 degrees, which is why smoking and brownies work."

Brownies are baked around 250 F; perhaps your brain was already fried.