THE "KERRY SAID SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN" FILE (Can't Keep His Panders Straignt)

NY POST ^ | March 21, 2004 | NATIONAL REVIEW

[Liz]

John Kerry, defending 'gay rights' before a black audience, explained that when 'Mr. (Rodney) King gets dragged behind a truck down [in] Texas by chains and his body is mutilated only because he's gay, I think that's a matter of rights in the United States of America.

[Liz]

OTHER STUPID KERRY REMARKS: While addressing supporters (at least we think they 're still supporters) Kerry the Senator said he voted against a bill after he first voted for it.

Huh?

You can't have it both ways, Johnny boy.

[Diogenesis]

IRA guy: 'You've got to win this. You've got to beat this guy. We need a new policy'

Democrat: 'Sure. Did you register as a Democrat yet in both New York and Massachusetts?'

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Sandinista guy: 'You've got to win this. You've got to beat this guy. We need a new policy'

Democrat: 'Sure. Dont forget to register as a Democrat in a few states'

[areafiftyone]

Wait you have to give him some slack here - He's a bit confused about being the Second Black President or the First Gay one!

[Liz]

NUMBER OF FOREIGN LEADERS FOR KERRY ARE GROWING

" We came to earth to endorse Kerry. "

[jocon307]

Did he really say this?!?!?

Now, will the unfortunate Mr. Byrd's daughter cut an ad that says "When John Kerry confused my father with that drunken hooligan Rodney King and said he was gay, it was like he was murdered all over again."?

[RonHolzwarth]

Re: "KERRY SAID SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN FILE"

That is just to much. Why don't you keep the SHORT list instead - the list of brilliant observations he has made?

[Liz]

ADD TO THE "KERRY SAID SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN" FILE: Kerry Called Secret Service Agent "son of a *itch after slope spill

(Sniffle) A perfect example of Kerry's liberal "tolerance and "compassion" (sob). Kerry once again demonstrates his "humanity" for the working class (gag).

[solzhenitsyn]

Wow, that is good!

[dawn53]

I can hardly wait for the Presidential debates!

I'm still savouring the moment when Gore when chest to chest with Bush during 2000 debates. And then there was Gore's make-up.

Only 5 more months until the debates, gives me something to look forward to, LOL!

[Liz]

ROTFL.......good idea. A file of Kerry's brilliant (gag) observations wouldn't waste so much bandwidth.

[Rome2000]

James Byrd wasn't gay either, but Kerry sure is insane.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

If W had said this, it would lead the nightly news for a week.

[Liz]

(Sniffle), Gosh, you're so right. Kerry is just a "victim" (sob).

[Liz]

"Some people say I look like a prig."

"Seriously, do I look like a prig?"

[MaryFromMichigan]

I'd hate to be on a "KERRY SAID SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN" ping list.
I couldn't keep up with the high volume.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Kerry’s head is of balsa wood infested by a nest of termites.

Thank you for the good laugh.

[Salamander]

"said he voted against a bill after he first voted for it."

Typical Democrat.
Votes early, votes often.

[Liz]

Good ad copy. Maybe Bush can use it.

[Rome2000]

I'm still trying to figure out how the fact that the administration wanted to bomb Iraq on 9/11 is a bad thing.

Didn't Iraq harbor the 93 WTC bombers?.

[Liz]

Kerry’s head is of balsa wood infested by a nest of termites.

Would look great on a tee shirt.