[radiohead]

Wrinkles, gray hair, and paunches that make Marlon Brando look like a health nut

LOL!! That's very funny - and very true.

I sometimes look at online dating services (been widowed a long time). I'll read thru a person's musical tastes and see that they are similar to mine. Then I look at the picture and see an old man. I wonder how come that old guy likes the same stuff I do - and then note that the 'old guy' is in my same age range (50-55). Scary stuff, dude.

[Mike Bates]

Tell me about it. The other day another web site posted a picture of me, but not without the guy who runs the site asking me to "Take it back, take it back!" It reminded me of the old joke about a man going in to join a lonely hearts club only to be told, "We're not that lonely."