[Fawnn]

Um...ok...I'm older! LOL!

Okay. If you're sure! Ta da! The anecdote! From my (unsold) book, Rhymes and Reasons:

Like Riding A Bicycle?

I recently told my youngest sister Connie that if I ever decide to include sex scenes in any of my novels, it’s been so long that I’ll probably have to hire a consultant to fact-check my manuscript to make sure I placed the body parts where they’ll fit.

She replied, “That doesn’t surprise me. After all, you’re the one who didn’t know how cows do it without their legs getting in the way.”

I asked, “But how old was I when I asked that?”

“Doesn’t matter,” Connie told me, “because I still would have been twelve years younger than you, and I already knew the answer.”

[StarCMC]

LOL!

Fawnn, you are too much!!

Ok, my stomach is KILLING me from laughing so much!

[Jet Jaguar]

That was a very good reply by your sister!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

LOL
Look you guys, this HAS to be my last post, it's just too much fun here..
"It's been so long since I had sex, I forget who gets tied up!"

A little joke..
Little girl to Mommy: "How old are you, Mom?"

MOMMY:" We never ask that Dear, it's impolite."

LITTLE GIRL: "How much do you weigh?"

MOMMY: " We do not ask people that either, dear."

LITTLE GIRL "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

MOMMY:"I'll talk to you about that when you are old enough to understand."

Little girl complains to her friend "She wouldn't tell me anything!"
Friend says "Just look at her Driver's license, it's just like a job application, it'll tell you everything!"

The next day the little girl says to Mommmy..
"Mommy, I know how much you weigh!"
MOMMY: "You do?"
LITTLE GIRL: "Yes, and I know how old you are, you're 32."
The mother is incredulous now..
LITTLE GIRL:"I also know why you and Daddy got a divorce."
MOMMY:"And why is that?"
LITTLE GIRL: Because you got an "F" in sex!"

LOL
BYEEEEEE
Ms.B