To: Fawnn
LOL
Look you guys, this HAS to be my last post, it's just too much fun here..
"It's been so long since I had sex, I forget who gets tied up!"
A little joke..
Little girl to Mommy: "How old are you, Mom?"
MOMMY:" We never ask that Dear, it's impolite."
LITTLE GIRL: "How much do you weigh?"
MOMMY: " We do not ask people that either, dear."
LITTLE GIRL "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
MOMMY:"I'll talk to you about that when you are old enough to understand."
Little girl complains to her friend "She wouldn't tell me anything!"
Friend says "Just look at her Driver's license, it's just like a job application, it'll tell you everything!"
The next day the little girl says to Mommmy..
"Mommy, I know how much you weigh!"
MOMMY: "You do?"
LITTLE GIRL: "Yes, and I know how old you are, you're 32."
The mother is incredulous now..
LITTLE GIRL:"I also know why you and Daddy got a divorce."
MOMMY:"And why is that?"
LITTLE GIRL: Because you got an "F" in sex!"
LOL
BYEEEEEE
Ms.B
381 posted on
03/19/2004 11:37:10 PM PST by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Re-elect G.W.Bush)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
ROTFLOL!
383 posted on
03/19/2004 11:38:16 PM PST by
Bethbg79
(God bless our Troops and their families!)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
Oh no! LOL, I'll remember that one.
385 posted on
03/19/2004 11:40:13 PM PST by
Jet Jaguar
(Who would the terrorists vote for?)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
An "F" Wh00P!!
387 posted on
03/19/2004 11:40:28 PM PST by
mylife
To: MS.BEHAVIN
Last post. SHUUURRRREEEE!!!!
To: MS.BEHAVIN
LOL!!!
391 posted on
03/19/2004 11:42:09 PM PST by
Fawnn
(Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
MS B!!!! Is that you or the alcohol Medicine talking???
393 posted on
03/19/2004 11:43:08 PM PST by
StarCMC
(God bless the 969th in Iraq and their Captain, my brother...God bless them all!)
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